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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

26 Jul 2009 - i need help moving my chickens

07 Apr 2009 - Met you in AA (anus anonymous) - m4m

13 Oct 2008 - Pet roach - Scoochie

23 Sep 2008 - Light house cleaning needed

01 Aug 2008 - Beautiful Persian or Ugly Husband

29 Feb 2008 - Mustang Wheels

13 Dec 2007 - To you, super-cute guy that did not have sex with me - w4m

22 Oct 2007 - Dropping Off Kids At School.....

12 Jul 2007 - Dear New Neighbor, Knock It Off!

24 Jun 2007 - RAVE: My little doggie's finally getting a yard!

17 Apr 2007 - 7 Habits of Highly Annoying M4W Posters on CL

06 Apr 2007 - For the girls: So You've Decided You Want To Date A Houston Musician

10 Jan 2007 - Times most certainly ARE changing

09 Oct 2006 - a rant from your mechanic

02 Aug 2006 - HONEY!!!

05 Apr 2006 - If the posters from Houston CL Personals got together....

27 Sep 2005 - Damage from Rita .

10 Sep 2004 - Notes from the Salon--wax on! wax off!

14 Jun 2004 - Diary of a Vasectomy

27 May 2004 - Starbucks Hater

25 May 2004 - A Brief Note about My Cube

18 May 2004 - Shiny Happy Co-workers

30 Apr 2004 - Memo Basically About Post-Its

29 Dec 2003 - Maybe we shared a womb, but CL ain't big enough....