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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

07 Apr 2009 - nyc - Human Cat for Adpotion

07 Apr 2009 - hou - Met you in AA (anus anonymous) - m4m

06 Apr 2009 - aus - How to write a successful W4W personal ad

06 Apr 2009 - jax - I need someone to dry my placenta

06 Apr 2009 - tor - Attention Landlords -- Some Advice from a Renter

05 Apr 2009 - lvg - Thank you, employers!

05 Apr 2009 - sdo - WANTED: Manual for 1996 Model Male Child

04 Apr 2009 - bos - Free One Night Stand

04 Apr 2009 - phi - Willing to trade! Wife and In-Law

04 Apr 2009 - eug - I saw u riding dirty LTD style - w4m

03 Apr 2009 - den - Attn: Phish loving Plastic Surgeons, Red Rocks Offer.

03 Apr 2009 - sfo - Dear Christians

02 Apr 2009 - sdo - Craigslist CODES - translated

02 Apr 2009 - lou - I'll wear your silly costume

01 Apr 2009 - oma - So, you've got a winner there, huh?

31 Mar 2009 - sfo - To the Women of Craigslist Personals, some tips.

30 Mar 2009 - gbo - Free Grass Clippings

29 Mar 2009 - lax - I literally just got the message you put in my coffee... - m4w

29 Mar 2009 - cak - stop-and-talkers at the acme #1

29 Mar 2009 - ral - Good and Evil. Two Pygmy Goats

28 Mar 2009 - bos - I HAVE SNACKS GET IN MY BED

28 Mar 2009 - phx - PSA for those selling 80s furniture

28 Mar 2009 - cin - Opportunity for Mothers; Science, Health, and Understanding

28 Mar 2009 - min - Stupid girls in the sex shop. - m4w

27 Mar 2009 - sle - You arrested me last night, oh handcuffs! - w4m

27 Mar 2009 - cor - Get Even With Your Teenager. Get Him A Root

27 Mar 2009 - orl - To the dateable-seeming girl I will talk to this weekend - m4w

01 Mar 2009 - aaa - The Streaker Tripper - m4w

28 Feb 2009 - sfo - The 1st Annual Rants N' Raves Picnic

28 Feb 2009 - bou - beer box on head - m4w

28 Feb 2009 - lax - Letter to Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson

28 Feb 2009 - tor - Missed Connection with Every Lesbian Girl I've Ever Swooned Over - m4w

27 Feb 2009 - mad - Looking for Bridesmaids - w4w

27 Feb 2009 - sdo - SPICY BUFFLO WINGS

27 Feb 2009 - tor - This fish is a JERK! hahaha... Please read! :)

27 Feb 2009 - mon - you littered on the metro - w4m

27 Feb 2009 - slc - Java Googles Upsizing

26 Feb 2009 - wdc - Republican at CPAC

26 Feb 2009 - nyc - I wanted to talk to you, but I had to take a shit - m4w

26 Feb 2009 - sea - RnR: An Introductory User's Guide

26 Feb 2009 - tpa - Handyman needed for fairytale ending...(UPDATED)

26 Feb 2009 - bal - Build a new, rational, primitive but free life w/ me in Alaskas wild - m4w

26 Feb 2009 - mon - Con U muslim lesbo looking for sweaty "ententes" with Jewish McGillian

26 Feb 2009 - wdc - You worthless bag of filth

25 Feb 2009 - sfo - Why Your Car Isn't Selling -- Econ 101

25 Feb 2009 - bal - Red Coat girl with her pants rolled up. I was walking my brown dog. - m4w

23 Feb 2009 - stl - Mardi Gras YAY!

23 Feb 2009 - mad - Martha Stewart prison sink/toilet combo

23 Feb 2009 - ldn - Need Someone to Turn Me Into Furniture

21 Feb 2009 - van - ***CALLING ALL FUN GUYS! STREET LEGAL BEACH / DUNE BUGGY *****

20 Feb 2009 - ott - you had a commanding presence... - w4m

18 Feb 2009 - nor - Flawless Business Plan Seeking Teleportation Scientist

17 Feb 2009 - sea - Punk rock Martha Stewart baker will tear your kitchen apart

17 Feb 2009 - day - Mature W/M seeks BBBW/BBWW 4 LTR & ECT!!

15 Feb 2009 - sfo - Latrine Style room

03 Feb 2009 - sac - Conserve Water Urinate Into A 5 Gallon Bucket and Dump Into A Drain

02 Feb 2009 - chi - Dear Best Buy #305

02 Feb 2009 - ldn - Re: Facesitter - w4m

01 Feb 2009 - chi - This is SO wrong but rules are lame. At Northwestern Hospital. - w4m

01 Feb 2009 - stl - Dear Mr. Scammer..I am sorry - m4w

01 Feb 2009 - van - Seeking Hentai Fan - w4m

30 Jan 2009 - bos - You: Slipping On Ice Carrying A Scalding Hot Cup Of Dunkies - w4m

30 Jan 2009 - cin - Woman seeks Man for Manly Duties

29 Jan 2009 - det - EXECUTIVE LIFE FOR SALE OR (REPO)

28 Jan 2009 - min - Plumb for Exposure and a Free Meal!

27 Jan 2009 - tor - Carry my casket - m4w

26 Jan 2009 - lax - Roommate needed, but try not to actually live here, just pay

26 Jan 2009 - sfo - You thought I was hot... till you found out I wasn't a dyke!! - m4w

26 Jan 2009 - wdc - Don't Work? Won't Call? I might be the girl for you

26 Jan 2009 - ind - WANTED: Husband - w4m

25 Jan 2009 - sea - Seeking Arranged Marriage

24 Jan 2009 - hmb - Capitalist Endeavor seeking Poor Artist to be Taken Advantage of

23 Jan 2009 - nyc - Antique furniture from former CEO's office- $1.22 M

22 Jan 2009 - sba - you said you would send cock pics - w4m

22 Jan 2009 - sfo - Nitpicker wanted

21 Jan 2009 - wdc - Jewish girl who passed out in my bed - m4w

20 Jan 2009 - nfk - WANTED: ROADKILL

19 Jan 2009 - van - Eleven Things I Hate About Working at a Liquor Store (Vancouver)

18 Jan 2009 - bos - Vintage British 3 Speed Bicycle, Very Nice! - $30 (Dover)

18 Jan 2009 - lax - girl who dumped me over the phone at 1:30am - m4w

13 Jan 2009 - den - FREE VERMIN!!!!

13 Jan 2009 - min - Screw shoveling and you can all kiss my butt, too.

13 Jan 2009 - nor - People! Pics are helpful, and also, dude, this is used furniture...

12 Jan 2009 - stg - Wanted: time machine DESPARATE!!!

12 Jan 2009 - aus - 1978 Triumph Spitfire

12 Jan 2009 - hud - Thumb tack "Push Pin" Wonderful Item !!! $0.32

11 Jan 2009 - sea - Prenancy Doesn't Make You Divine...

10 Jan 2009 - wdc - Dear Mr Scammer, I am sorry

09 Jan 2009 - pit - An open letter to all the girls at Pitt who stare at me - m4w

09 Jan 2009 - lax - Eager receipient looking for mailman who can really deliver - w4m

08 Jan 2009 - wdc - FreeBSD Server, don't hurt your back. - $00

08 Jan 2009 - col - Rant - A Cell Phone in Every Hand...EVERY Single Hand...

08 Jan 2009 - pvu - Let's Make a Deal!! - No reasonable/qualified offer refused

08 Jan 2009 - den - Allow me to complicate your semi-charmed life

08 Jan 2009 - slo - ADORABLE girl in prison seeks male---loves the beach

08 Jan 2009 - njy - The guy who waxed me today - w4m

07 Jan 2009 - gbo - I want some orange juice

07 Jan 2009 - yng - Wanting to borrow a cat for a few days

07 Jan 2009 - anc - couple looking for another hot girl - mw4w

06 Jan 2009 - van - Dear Moms Who Work Downtown

06 Jan 2009 - lax - Free downed weather balloon

05 Jan 2009 - nfk - Why I am not the perfect girl for you.

03 Jan 2009 - lax - To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my Asian-ness - m4w

03 Jan 2009 - van - Severly Obese Smoker Woman Looking for Love

02 Jan 2009 - eug - To all the fine people who frequent adult arcades...

02 Jan 2009 - van - When looking for Luvvv on Craigslist

02 Jan 2009 - ric - Tattooed Trouble.

02 Jan 2009 - sea - You made my new years - m4w

02 Jan 2009 - pdx - Fooled around at church on New Year's Eve - m4w

02 Jan 2009 - phi - Mystery Item

01 Jan 2009 - eug - Can I be your pumpkin?

01 Jan 2009 - nyc - EAST VILLAGE- Controlled and large 3 bed

31 Dec 2008 - mil - Casual Ecncounters Rants. A woman's veiw and sage advice

31 Dec 2008 - vis - RE: Confiscated Marijuana overvalued

30 Dec 2008 - eug - Break In...Break Out...

30 Dec 2008 - sea - Stunt double look alike wanted for family photo shot

26 Dec 2008 - sea - Letter to Straight People I Meet at Straight Bars

26 Dec 2008 - sfo - Thoughts from a homeless guy now that I'm back on my feet

24 Dec 2008 - lax - Do you have a small, incontinent dog? PENDING

24 Dec 2008 - nyc - Entry Level Associate

23 Dec 2008 - sdo - Free 1998 BMW M3

23 Dec 2008 - hnl - Free giant bug electrocution device of uncertain functionality

20 Dec 2008 - bos - My 25 40/M plus extra

19 Dec 2008 - bos - Did you invent the crank flashlight?

19 Dec 2008 - van - Christmas is Tight This Year

19 Dec 2008 - tor - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DESCRIBE THE APARTMENT NOT THE SCENERY

19 Dec 2008 - vic - RANT: Air Fresheners

19 Dec 2008 - nyc - To The Girl of Shel Dental Ads - m4w

19 Dec 2008 - slc - To the lesbian girl I work with

19 Dec 2008 - tol - Old Wheelchair - Great for transporting drunk roommates

18 Dec 2008 - boi - Precise V5 Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen

18 Dec 2008 - atl - Roaches: Stop shitting in my refrigerator

18 Dec 2008 - nor - “Scary” Gutter Punk on Bourbon Street Circa 8 PM Last Night - m4m

17 Dec 2008 - lax - Rave: The Ultimate Guide to Breakups

17 Dec 2008 - det - Craigslist for Dummies Vol 1

16 Dec 2008 - aus - a letter from a shelter manager

16 Dec 2008 - mne - FREE: Festivus Pole Stand

15 Dec 2008 - sfo - Guinea pigsitting

15 Dec 2008 - ott - Paper Mache Elephant

15 Dec 2008 - aus - RAT IN SUV

14 Dec 2008 - tus - Lets get married tomorrow - w4m

14 Dec 2008 - eug - How to sell stuff on craigslist

13 Dec 2008 - lax - My TEETH - m4m

13 Dec 2008 - nsh - You can has LOLcats. (Pending pick up)

11 Dec 2008 - atl - Seeking Pretend Girlfriend - m4w

10 Dec 2008 - ott - To the Female Hambeast on The 111

09 Dec 2008 - spk - Searching for my dream Co-Dependent

09 Dec 2008 - bos - I've lost a dear friend and can't get over it

09 Dec 2008 - chi - Busted peeing in the sink

09 Dec 2008 - wdc - A Letter to the Girl Who Was Making Eyes at me Today on the Bus - m4w

08 Dec 2008 - wdc - My confession 26M

07 Dec 2008 - mod - To All The People Who Rent Hotel Rooms..

07 Dec 2008 - oma - To the hot asian lady who puked on my game - w4w

07 Dec 2008 - ldn - Wife

06 Dec 2008 - nmi - Death Ray - Once in a lifetime opportunity!

04 Dec 2008 - nyc - Please stop walking around naked - 25th Street - m4w

04 Dec 2008 - clg - Calgary drivers

04 Dec 2008 - bos - Free Professional Pog Collection

04 Dec 2008 - lvg - I NEED INFO ON THIS PEEPING TOM!!! BEWARE!!

03 Dec 2008 - lax - The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot! - m4w

03 Dec 2008 - pdx - break my arm....no, seriously. break it.

03 Dec 2008 - sfo - I want to have sex in a bathtub full of breakfast cereal - m4w

02 Dec 2008 - chi - Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My Shit

02 Dec 2008 - wdc - Married Woman Needs a Really Smart Doormat

01 Dec 2008 - alb - You cleaned my toilet while I was out...? - w4m

01 Dec 2008 - win - Mixed Signals... Lets fix this

01 Dec 2008 - dal - The loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth (GONE)

29 Nov 2008 - fay - CAT FOUND!

27 Nov 2008 - hmb - FOUND - Briefcase w/ Odd Items

25 Nov 2008 - pit - Wretched ill-natured panicky Guineas

20 Nov 2008 - sfo - To the wingnut who stole my Obama/Biden magnet and left a note - w4m

17 Nov 2008 - ftc - Why I'll never succeed in the W4M forum!

16 Nov 2008 - okc - To the guy I slapped across the face in the bar... - w4m

15 Nov 2008 - ftc - TO THE SIX-FOOT FOUR TRANSVESTITE - m4w

15 Nov 2008 - nfk - Why doesn't anyone ever miss a connection with me?

13 Nov 2008 - ott - 2 Girls on Bus

13 Nov 2008 - atl - homemade motorcycle

12 Nov 2008 - cle - ride happy - red line east bound to university circle - w4m

11 Nov 2008 - wdc - Room for Rent -- Inauguration Day/ObamaCon 2009

10 Nov 2008 - sdo - To the Creeper in the Vibrator Aisle - w4m

09 Nov 2008 - sfo - Draws and Drawers

06 Nov 2008 - sfo - **** TOILET FOR TWO ****

06 Nov 2008 - nyc - I have a huge bathroom.

05 Nov 2008 - sfo - Lost: My Right To Marry

03 Nov 2008 - sfo - 40 flavors Jelly Belly beans

03 Nov 2008 - nyc - Blowjobs for Obama - w4m

02 Nov 2008 - pdx - Dear Craigslist, Thank you - m4w

01 Nov 2008 - min - BARTER: looking for macbook

01 Nov 2008 - sfo - Will Scream at your obnoxious kids in trade for light yard work.

30 Oct 2008 - mon - Dear Montreal

29 Oct 2008 - abq - Daniel at Planned Parenthood - w4m

26 Oct 2008 - mon - Necrophiliac seeking corpse

26 Oct 2008 - sfo - To my lovely BUS passengers

24 Oct 2008 - aus - Hideous, Mean, Saggy-titted Cur

22 Oct 2008 - chi - To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

21 Oct 2008 - dal - WELL HERE GOES... - w4m

20 Oct 2008 - chi - To My Missed Missed Connection - m4w

20 Oct 2008 - sfo - Guys without Bikes - m4w

19 Oct 2008 - fre - Enabler Seeks Addict For Mutually Destructive LTR

19 Oct 2008 - hnl - Trade Ungrateful hippie for some bananas

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