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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

17 Sep 2008 - det - Tina, The Telemarketer Who Called Me Last Night - m4w

16 Sep 2008 - nyc - You reap what you sow: the greed of an archetypal Lehman douche

12 Sep 2008 - gls - NO SUCH THING AS STORM SURGE!

11 Sep 2008 - chi - Missed Connections Support Group -- forming NOW!

10 Sep 2008 - lax - NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM

10 Sep 2008 - nyc - SWF who isn't asking too much

08 Sep 2008 - van - A plea for help to my Canadian bretheren

28 Aug 2008 - den - I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

26 Aug 2008 - chi - Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

26 Aug 2008 - min - Very exciting gravel giveaway - about 1/2 yard

24 Aug 2008 - sdo - Looking for my SOLE-mate

21 Aug 2008 - den - FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!

21 Aug 2008 - phi - Please buy this fixie wheelset. My battered heart implores you.

21 Aug 2008 - atl - Duck Mask

19 Aug 2008 - nfk - No Job? Never Call? Hate cats and/or dogs? YOU could be next!

19 Aug 2008 - nyc - Live in Nanny Needed for 4 kids (Pls don't call them "Precious Ones")

18 Aug 2008 - eug - Cursed Coffee Mug - $6

15 Aug 2008 - bos - Why Spongebob Squarepants is the perfect girl for me.

14 Aug 2008 - lax - Free dead (?) frozen wasps & hives (WASPSICLES!!)

14 Aug 2008 - dal - You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. - m4w

13 Aug 2008 - det - My women

07 Aug 2008 - col - Lolcode Developer: YOU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER?

05 Aug 2008 - sfo - Thanks to Homeless Dude that crashed in our RV

05 Aug 2008 - ldn - HENCHMEN NEEDED

02 Aug 2008 - wma - Fill My Valence Electron Shell

02 Aug 2008 - sfo - MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK. NO DATE REQUIRED. - w4m

01 Aug 2008 - hou - Beautiful Persian or Ugly Husband

30 Jul 2008 - cin - FS/FT 2001 A4 Avant 1.8Turbo 5 speed Quattro-Boss Machine-mad pics yo

29 Jul 2008 - ftc - Video games and starbucks - m4w

29 Jul 2008 - clg - Hot girl for hot guy!

28 Jul 2008 - wdc - to the perv who groped me on my way home - w4m

28 Jul 2008 - orc - Trade your vespa for my loud parrot

23 Jul 2008 - phx - Free bungalow/house/cabin/hovel

22 Jul 2008 - sfo - Manly Bike for Sale

21 Jul 2008 - ral - I will trade my sombrero for your kayak.

20 Jul 2008 - dsm - Winnebago/Legand Cat Pro fishing boat will not seperate

20 Jul 2008 - tor - *** Girlfriend Potential Test ***

20 Jul 2008 - bos - About a dog

20 Jul 2008 - pdx - DOOR TO THE FUTURE

17 Jul 2008 - sfo - Develop software for a quantitative hedge fund

17 Jul 2008 - mon - We live together

17 Jul 2008 - den - Sponges (as promised)

17 Jul 2008 - rac - Unicycle Lawnmower

17 Jul 2008 - phx - Girls Piss Me Off ! ! !

16 Jul 2008 - sea - Autographed copy of the Bible - $1,000,000,000 OBO

15 Jul 2008 - htf - ass cleaning tips

15 Jul 2008 - spk - Your Friendly Argonne Bicyclist

14 Jul 2008 - nyc - You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name - w4m

10 Jul 2008 - nyc - ALL UTIL. INCLUDED!!! THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

10 Jul 2008 - sfo - Doormat seeks muddy boots

09 Jul 2008 - sfo - GAP JEAN MINI SKIRT, size 1, FREE

09 Jul 2008 - sac - Maxwell's silver hammer

09 Jul 2008 - chi - Autographed Copy of Plato's Republic

08 Jul 2008 - okc - need a female companion 4 anything

07 Jul 2008 - rno - Please Don't Flag This, I Really Need To Thank These Strangers

07 Jul 2008 - nyc - MISS ME! Goddamnit!! - m4w

07 Jul 2008 - sdo - My Pubic Hair Epiphany

07 Jul 2008 - nyc - Free Broken Time Machine

06 Jul 2008 - atl - need girl to please teach me to kiss - m4w

04 Jul 2008 - bos - Web Security Consultant / Database Expert Needed over Weekend

03 Jul 2008 - cle - Missed Connection: My Period (Crampsville)

02 Jul 2008 - mad - Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won't combust

02 Jul 2008 - orl - Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w

30 Jun 2008 - sfo - He's Out of My Life

29 Jun 2008 - oxr - Stupid clock with day, month and date read out

27 Jun 2008 - chi - Gynecological table ISO a good home

26 Jun 2008 - sfo - RAVE: My Life Since Getting Out of Prison

26 Jun 2008 - min - To the Minotaur that lives above me.

20 Jun 2008 - sfo - I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home - w4m

19 Jun 2008 - sfo - Rant of a copy girl

19 Jun 2008 - ksc - Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture

19 Jun 2008 - sfo - The 2008 Craigslist M4M Dictionary

19 Jun 2008 - col - josh from the frat house on 15th - w4m

17 Jun 2008 - van - To all those who ride transit...

13 Jun 2008 - nfk - Free Grass Clippings

13 Jun 2008 - van - Dear Parents of Employed Teenagers

11 Jun 2008 - lax - Worst. Apartment. Ever.

11 Jun 2008 - sea - I Got Fired Today

10 Jun 2008 - sfo - Ultra Hip Hipster Bar for Your Fixie - steel is real!

08 Jun 2008 - mad - To the uber sexy thunderstorms this weekend - m4w (kickapoo valley)

07 Jun 2008 - bos - trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets!

05 Jun 2008 - pit - To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m

04 Jun 2008 - slc - Shocked by my cucumber... - w4m

04 Jun 2008 - nyc - An Open Letter to the Brokers of New York City

04 Jun 2008 - wdc - Decapitated dolls

03 Jun 2008 - den - Books for Insecure Women - TONS of them!

03 Jun 2008 - aus - rocketship/boat/race car/fort/house/time machine

03 Jun 2008 - tor - I Cleaned Up Your Mess Today - again

02 Jun 2008 - dal - Ferocious Attack Kitten

02 Jun 2008 - nsh - Awesome Custom made Bike!!!! Must SEE!!!!

01 Jun 2008 - chi - Cop who gave me a ticket for drinkng in public - m4w

01 Jun 2008 - min - Free Tractor Tire! Yeah, a TRACTOR TIRE!

31 May 2008 - bos - So you wanna get laid...

31 May 2008 - edm - My soul for original recipe 20 pc bucket

30 May 2008 - alb - Family Guy couch

29 May 2008 - pdx - Slugs for lease

27 May 2008 - sea - SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind

21 May 2008 - cos - Sexiest trashman ever! - w4m

19 May 2008 - sea - found cat--black with white stripes

15 May 2008 - mon - To the cute microbiologist who's gonna examine my stool - w4m

13 May 2008 - min - Update to Free Sod

12 May 2008 - hud - SERIOUS guitarist looking for like-minded bandmates to make it big.

08 May 2008 - sfo - Open apology to unintentional voyeur in Santa Cruz

08 May 2008 - anc - Dead Moose

08 May 2008 - jax - free coffin (Dixie Highway)

07 May 2008 - sfo - Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

07 May 2008 - wdc - Free Hillary Clinton Campaign Material

05 May 2008 - knx - FREE INDUSTRIAL SIZED WOODEN SPOOL

28 Apr 2008 - fmy - Menopausal woman with nasty temper has 85 Grand Prix for sale

24 Apr 2008 - cht - You wouldn't get this from any other guy

22 Apr 2008 - chi - Rant: Person with a wooden leg that lives above me.

22 Apr 2008 - mon - Looking for gamer guy! PST!

20 Apr 2008 - tor - I hate all of you

20 Apr 2008 - nyc - who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m

19 Apr 2008 - nyc - KERMIT SEEKS PIGGY

17 Apr 2008 - den - in case you have/lifted my yellow track bike.....

17 Apr 2008 - cos - PINK PLASTIC LAWN FLAMINGOS

17 Apr 2008 - nyc - Ibanker seeking romance

17 Apr 2008 - mon - the people at second cup are like so rude

16 Apr 2008 - pdx - A Sodding Good Time

14 Apr 2008 - lax - For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

13 Apr 2008 - prv - To the stupid bitches at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone

13 Apr 2008 - sea - Things my father taught me

11 Apr 2008 - det - No taxation without representation

06 Apr 2008 - prv - FREE: Giant Lawn Ornament

05 Apr 2008 - flg - Nonfuncnional Organic lawn mower

04 Apr 2008 - wdc - Want your ex-boyfriend back? [Unfortunately] I can help.

02 Apr 2008 - cle - I am RICH and I want to spend it on YOU tonight.

30 Mar 2008 - nfk - Kissing lessons

30 Mar 2008 - sfo - A public service announcement: Please stop asking me if I'm pregnant.

29 Mar 2008 - chi - Breakup Lesson # 1 - Don't fuck with someone who has naked pics of you

28 Mar 2008 - alb - CATBUS

27 Mar 2008 - wdc - Three Amazing PHP/MySQL/Perl Developers Now Available - Story

24 Mar 2008 - pdx - Free or Fee

24 Mar 2008 - ftc - Unemployed Broke Girl Seeks Same for Friendship Maybe More

24 Mar 2008 - aus - Dear Cat,

19 Mar 2008 - sfo - Happy fifth anniversary!

19 Mar 2008 - sea - RAVE: To the Boys Who TP'd My House Last Night

16 Mar 2008 - sfo - Fixed Gear Death Trap

12 Mar 2008 - sfo - Firewood - good well seasoned and lots of it

12 Mar 2008 - tor - Dear Winter:

12 Mar 2008 - nyc - Silda Spitzer, I will totally do you. - m4w

11 Mar 2008 - aus - Mom, I know you're there.

11 Mar 2008 - ral - GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you - m4w

08 Mar 2008 - mfr - Free Poison Oak starts

05 Mar 2008 - lax - i'm a producer dammit, why won't women have sex with me?!

05 Mar 2008 - sfo - Anti-atheist Backlash on R&R

04 Mar 2008 - chi - Reactions to small dick!

04 Mar 2008 - pdx - RAVE: A Mother's unconditional love...

04 Mar 2008 - aus - Awesome handstitched rug made from ex's fave shirts.

03 Mar 2008 - pdx - Free: Lazy Boyfriend, Slightly Used

29 Feb 2008 - hou - Mustang Wheels

28 Feb 2008 - den - i almost crossed the street ... - m4w

28 Feb 2008 - sdo - To the guy sailing across Mission Bay with a porch umbrella

28 Feb 2008 - min - Planned parenthood - m4w

27 Feb 2008 - sfo - You, the waiter in the castro......

27 Feb 2008 - min - BOX OF 60+ DOLL HEADS!!!!!

27 Feb 2008 - nyc - OK . . . I give up . . . just fuck me like a whore

27 Feb 2008 - den - If men wrote m4w ads like women wrote w4m ads

26 Feb 2008 - sfo - Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.

24 Feb 2008 - pdx - From Your Friendly Neighborhood Barista

24 Feb 2008 - van - To the owner of the dog who took a shit outside my apartment building

21 Feb 2008 - aus - I can't believe I ate ants for you - w4m

21 Feb 2008 - oma - to the guy doing my wife

20 Feb 2008 - tor - If the TTC was the 'better way' I'd have been at work 20 min ago

18 Feb 2008 - aus - Pheromone Assault - m4w

18 Feb 2008 - phx - Space Ship for Sale $3500.00 or best offer

17 Feb 2008 - buf - I love men

15 Feb 2008 - tus - Museum Quality Microwave

15 Feb 2008 - sfo - You: "There's a boy!"; Me: "Thank you"; 19th and Valencia. - m4w

13 Feb 2008 - bos - Free Man's Toupee

12 Feb 2008 - rno - Dear Roomies: Please stop f**king the hitchhikers.

07 Feb 2008 - sdo - Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats

07 Feb 2008 - nyc - Fingered on the RED line - Columbia University - w4m

04 Feb 2008 - ric - Me Cashier...You Customer!

03 Feb 2008 - sea - Just fucking fuck me, already.

03 Feb 2008 - atl - So You Wanna Get Laid On Atl Craigslist CE

02 Feb 2008 - det - Flying Carpet

31 Jan 2008 - bos - How to write an effective missing connections post

31 Jan 2008 - aus - Seeking hardworking service providers...

29 Jan 2008 - tus - Take my bees, Please

29 Jan 2008 - tul - Do not make me feel like this again. - w4m

29 Jan 2008 - den - RE: BJ and cheating?

29 Jan 2008 - bos - Getting paid to use Craigslist? Hell yes.

26 Jan 2008 - bal - Oral Sex...a serious inquiry , analyzation, and PLEA

25 Jan 2008 - pit - My Ear Hairs Got Me Laid

25 Jan 2008 - nyc - Dear Star Wars ex-boyfriend, my vag is sore

23 Jan 2008 - lax - Dear Computer Science Professor - w4m

22 Jan 2008 - sea - To Anyone Who Orders Pizza - EVER

21 Jan 2008 - mne - Brackett St Guy Who Pees Out His Window

21 Jan 2008 - fre - Geo metro

20 Jan 2008 - bos - The CL R & R Football Post-Game Show

17 Jan 2008 - tor - is this your pet?

16 Jan 2008 - sdo - Found: One large bag of "Granny Porn" DVDs.

15 Jan 2008 - den - If Men Had Boobs

15 Jan 2008 - sfo - Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

10 Jan 2008 - nyc - Replying to w4m casual encounters ads? A little feedback ..

10 Jan 2008 - sfo - CROC HEAD IN DOLORES PARK (C4M)

08 Jan 2008 - lvg - Dear Potential Roommates...

08 Jan 2008 - bos - Intelligent atheist white man seeks sweetie

02 Jan 2008 - sfo - Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

29 Dec 2007 - sdo - Bi curioius? I can help... - w4w

27 Dec 2007 - sfo - Confessions of a BART Fartist - m4w

26 Dec 2007 - nyc - No, really - someone come get this horrible Chili Beer

24 Dec 2007 - sfo - Dear Internet Porn

21 Dec 2007 - chi - RANT: Guys that can't keep a fucking secret!!!

18 Dec 2007 - ral - overweight, flaccid married man on the prowl

18 Dec 2007 - nyc - fancy being lavished during the holidays?

17 Dec 2007 - aus - My Missed Connection with Hard-Earned Cervical Annihilation. - w4m

17 Dec 2007 - lax - Things I DON'T Need for Christmas

16 Dec 2007 - wdc - my casual encounters experience

15 Dec 2007 - sea - I want to fuck a skanky Republican chick - m4w

13 Dec 2007 - lax - Writer / End Of The World.

13 Dec 2007 - hou - To you, super-cute guy that did not have sex with me - w4m

13 Dec 2007 - wdc - To the girl who stole my girlfriend - m4w

12 Dec 2007 - chi - Things I've learned

11 Dec 2007 - den - Free BLOW!!

10 Dec 2007 - wdc - I have a mastiff with a problem--I fear for my life

09 Dec 2007 - mon - Large Glass Jar (possibly containing a ghost)

09 Dec 2007 - stl - Looking to trade my SOUL for a Wii

07 Dec 2007 - pdx - Free green tea

03 Dec 2007 - sfo - Hot zombie sex roleplay - t4w

02 Dec 2007 - nyc - To the person who broke into my car last night

30 Nov 2007 - snj - To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge

29 Nov 2007 - chi - To All Of The Cute Girls Who End Up Fucking My Roommates - m4w

29 Nov 2007 - den - LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE

28 Nov 2007 - sea - Here's to you, Fat Sauna Gawker. - m4m

28 Nov 2007 - den - The local ten o'clock news

27 Nov 2007 - pdx - To the Man in the Motorized Wheelchair

27 Nov 2007 - ric - Whoah Super Food Chopper & Bowl of Sweetarts

26 Nov 2007 - nyc - Wanted: Heart Surgeon for 1/2 Day Gig - No Pay

24 Nov 2007 - sfo - seeking a roommate

24 Nov 2007 - sma - Looking for a dead deer

24 Nov 2007 - sdo - Expensive Loser Wanted!!!

23 Nov 2007 - tus - AN ANGEL IN THE POST OFFICE

21 Nov 2007 - nyc - Help me keep the shell people alive.

21 Nov 2007 - nfk - A heartfelt plea: Sell me your working vacuum cleaner

20 Nov 2007 - tus - Seeking the heart of the librarian? - m4w

20 Nov 2007 - dlw - You can buy a turkey fryer or you can suck my dick!

19 Nov 2007 - lax - "What Happened to All the Nice Guys?"

17 Nov 2007 - oma - Need advice on breaking up

16 Nov 2007 - chi - A Letter of Thanksgiving to Craigslist

16 Nov 2007 - den - To: The Douchenugget who hacked my Myspace account. With love, Moi.

15 Nov 2007 - pit - Your Christmas Party: Help Me Help You

13 Nov 2007 - sea - Dear Conceited Penis..

13 Nov 2007 - sfo - Rage Against The Vending Machine

13 Nov 2007 - tor - FOUND: Canadian Tire $Money$

11 Nov 2007 - nyc - Why Must You Bother the Nice Women?

11 Nov 2007 - dsm - Moles free to a good home

10 Nov 2007 - min - To the Woman who maced me - m4w

08 Nov 2007 - pdx - a day in the life

08 Nov 2007 - sfo - Superstars of San Francisco

08 Nov 2007 - sea - fRee eyboaRd

07 Nov 2007 - phi - It's me! Every girl ever.

07 Nov 2007 - sea - To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

06 Nov 2007 - bos - An apology to the Ayn Rand man - w4m

06 Nov 2007 - anc - From the Pizza Delivery Guy

05 Nov 2007 - ral - PAYING FULL RETAIL PRICE! for your used widgets & whatnots

05 Nov 2007 - sba - wanted pre 1965 paper money for time travel

02 Nov 2007 - tor - Really need help. MUST GO!!!

02 Nov 2007 - sea - To Olympia Employers

01 Nov 2007 - sfo - Open letter to Berkeley tree-sitters

01 Nov 2007 - sfo - An open letter from your tanning salon owner

01 Nov 2007 - sea - To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters

31 Oct 2007 - ith - Halloween Observations

31 Oct 2007 - pdx - Cancer Rant

28 Oct 2007 - bos - Red Sox Special - (Free) Big Poopie

27 Oct 2007 - chi - RANT: Why I Hate Port a Potties

23 Oct 2007 - nyc - We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w

23 Oct 2007 - van - Letter from a rare form of female(?)

22 Oct 2007 - hou - Dropping Off Kids At School.....

19 Oct 2007 - aus - Frankenpick

18 Oct 2007 - pit - Women aren't attracted to men.

18 Oct 2007 - aus - Calling all Roys or Troys or LeRoys

18 Oct 2007 - alb - guy that flashed me on i-90

16 Oct 2007 - sfo - Adventurous Living in Small 1 br/ba on a Construction Site

15 Oct 2007 - pdx - To a few patrons of the Multnomah Post Office. . .

12 Oct 2007 - pdx - Clean Out My Mini-Fridge for $25

12 Oct 2007 - orl - To the Garageless Sports Car Owner

11 Oct 2007 - den - RE: 40's and dating

11 Oct 2007 - nyc - To the gentleman who called me a depreciating asset

07 Oct 2007 - mne - Now with even lower standards!

05 Oct 2007 - lvg - DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

04 Oct 2007 - bli - FREE TIME MACHINE

03 Oct 2007 - den - my house mice have a missed connection with your cat - seriously

01 Oct 2007 - knx - Lowered street project, low miles

28 Sep 2007 - sba - Dear Santa Barbara Employees:

27 Sep 2007 - min - Considering a pet from rescue? Note to adopters

26 Sep 2007 - cst - Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms (5) and bottle of wine

25 Sep 2007 - atl - Dear Boyfriend: I Love You, Please Don't Murder Me In My Sleep

23 Sep 2007 - tpa - Open Letter to the Roaches in My Apartment

23 Sep 2007 - nor - my coke for your pot

18 Sep 2007 - aaa - To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

16 Sep 2007 - van - Wanted: One Male Bed-Filler

14 Sep 2007 - van - Is This YOUR Marijuana!?!?!?!?!?!?

12 Sep 2007 - mad - 6 pack packing tape for $5 for 6 pack beer

12 Sep 2007 - tus - it's not what you might think! (MC at the STD clinic) - w4m

12 Sep 2007 - boi - Deployment and the Military Wife...a Rant.

12 Sep 2007 - aaa - To the person who put a Rick James album on my windshield...

11 Sep 2007 - oxr - air guitar

10 Sep 2007 - aus - Why we should hang out: a mathematical proof

07 Sep 2007 - phi - Dear SEPTA Train Passengers

07 Sep 2007 - mad - To the girl who flashed me while I was driving - m4w

07 Sep 2007 - tor - Women's Restroom

06 Sep 2007 - tor - Advice for the guys who insist on posting pictures of their penis

06 Sep 2007 - den - Rants and Confessions from a Denver Escort

04 Sep 2007 - phi - Bare balls

04 Sep 2007 - atl - To the sadly desperate gentleman on MARTA

03 Sep 2007 - min - RARE Left-hand strung piano

03 Sep 2007 - nsh - FOUND: Special-Needs Penguin

31 Aug 2007 - cle - To the Guy Who Stuck His Penis in My Face...

30 Aug 2007 - tpa - Survival Of The Fittest

30 Aug 2007 - atl - Giving Good Head

29 Aug 2007 - nmi - $300 today ****Ladies Wedding Set ****

28 Aug 2007 - mfr - FOUND PRESCRIPTION GLASSES at campsite

28 Aug 2007 - orc - ********ASS KICKING MACHINE*******

26 Aug 2007 - aus - An Open Letter to Bi-curious Drunk Girls

24 Aug 2007 - den - STOP LIGHT ETIQUETTE

23 Aug 2007 - slo - Mounted Lobster

22 Aug 2007 - nsh - I don't want to go out tonight

20 Aug 2007 - bnd - BUY MY STUPID COUSIN'S AWESOME KAYAK!

20 Aug 2007 - col - An open letter to the person(s) who stole my porch light.

19 Aug 2007 - phx - Notes on Flirting While Bowling

19 Aug 2007 - jax - I Can't Take These Ads Any More!

16 Aug 2007 - wdc - CL Lingo: A self-help guide for the newbies

16 Aug 2007 - nsh - Note to the dogs

16 Aug 2007 - sfo - You're not looking for them, but I found your two dogs.

16 Aug 2007 - pdx - Dear Cute Young Paranoid Lady

15 Aug 2007 - sea - 1930s Lathe

14 Aug 2007 - sfo - Take me in the weeds

14 Aug 2007 - aaa - Basic Instinct dvd

14 Aug 2007 - wdc - looking for political savy man - w4m

14 Aug 2007 - jax - So...you think you might want a tattoo?

14 Aug 2007 - mon - Gorgeous Couch - Pic in link

14 Aug 2007 - chi - A special invitation to Angie Jolie

14 Aug 2007 - nyc - Diola lle, lovers of Middle Earth - w4m

13 Aug 2007 - sac - I SAID EVERYTHING ON THE TARP, NOT THE TARP ITSELF!

12 Aug 2007 - bos - Hornets Nest

12 Aug 2007 - ksc - lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid

12 Aug 2007 - cin - Strictly Platonic? More like strictly annoying...

11 Aug 2007 - sea - 9.6

11 Aug 2007 - pdx - LA Fitness Yesterday (locker room etiquette)

09 Aug 2007 - sea - Too much to ask?

08 Aug 2007 - sfo - To the gay men who complain about the lack of quality men...

06 Aug 2007 - nyc - NYC SUBWAY RANT: JESUS CHRIST!

06 Aug 2007 - nyc - Potato Cannon

06 Aug 2007 - mon - to the girl on the metro with the cleavage - m4w

03 Aug 2007 - wdc - pregnant doctor lady who looked at my blister - m4w

02 Aug 2007 - pdx - You: gorgeous with blue eyes. Me: in your dumpster. - w4m

02 Aug 2007 - wdc - Why We Stop Calling You- the Truth, For the LADIES

31 Jul 2007 - ldn - US UK Insults 101 part 1

31 Jul 2007 - tor - LOST - A lululemon sports bag with...

30 Jul 2007 - chi - To All the People Looking for Writers

29 Jul 2007 - rcs - So you wanna sell some shit on CL huh???

27 Jul 2007 - phi - We met over a steaming pile of turds. . .

23 Jul 2007 - aaa - For Adoption: Mouthy, sneaky, hungry, teenager - Cheap

20 Jul 2007 - oxr - Scary Porcelain Dolls

20 Jul 2007 - bal - I am an IDIOT--But thank you for your concern

20 Jul 2007 - det - asshole kids.

19 Jul 2007 - ral - Package Deal - Free Husband and Audi

19 Jul 2007 - - Free - Terrarium / Mixed Media Piece

17 Jul 2007 - nsh - Please, Men, Learn To Kiss

12 Jul 2007 - hou - Dear New Neighbor, Knock It Off!

11 Jul 2007 - sfo - Dying in a Plane Crash... A Request

10 Jul 2007 - rno - Dear Craigslist,

09 Jul 2007 - wdc - Some notes on talking dirty

09 Jul 2007 - ric - Things I Learned Saturday

08 Jul 2007 - sfo - Rant: To the 23 year old girl I met at the bar

07 Jul 2007 - nyc - I will trade you records if you hang out with me and you are female

06 Jul 2007 - bos - Through being cool

05 Jul 2007 - chi - To the dude who answers the phone at Big Cheese Pizza

05 Jul 2007 - det - F#%k you CHORES

05 Jul 2007 - sac - To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CL

04 Jul 2007 - van - Road Rage

04 Jul 2007 - sfo - I went shopping for Fuck Me heels

04 Jul 2007 - wdc - Stegosaurus Sofa

03 Jul 2007 - wdc - Your Life is Imperfect, and It's All My Fault

30 Jun 2007 - ott - Facebook: I Love to Hate You

29 Jun 2007 - chi - If you're a Trixie, or ever been called one, your Bad Boy is Waiting

29 Jun 2007 - nyc - Why I no longer want to have sex

29 Jun 2007 - brl - A Cake Decorators Rant

28 Jun 2007 - mad - Rave: Planned Parenthood

26 Jun 2007 - grr - No, I'm Not Going to Stab You

26 Jun 2007 - nor - To My Mother-in-law

25 Jun 2007 - aus - Wanfu Date Farts - w4m

24 Jun 2007 - ith - Vintage 1985 Vag

24 Jun 2007 - hou - RAVE: My little doggie's finally getting a yard!

22 Jun 2007 - den - MC Hammer Pants

22 Jun 2007 - ral - Me: "Long day?" You: "Smell you later."

21 Jun 2007 - van - I Really hate transit....

18 Jun 2007 - hvn - Obviously Disinterested Brunette for Undeterred Creepy Dude

17 Jun 2007 - anc - To: Dude with a boat, 11:20 p.m., 6-16

16 Jun 2007 - bnd - Some thoughts on my dying goldfish

15 Jun 2007 - tor - Do you feel lonely or empty? - 18

15 Jun 2007 - jax - Happy Endings

14 Jun 2007 - col - To the girl with the vagina - m4w

13 Jun 2007 - lax - Bad News About The Screeching Bird on Rossmore......

10 Jun 2007 - nyc - To all my clients....from your friendly online porn store

08 Jun 2007 - sfo - This Relationship is Over

07 Jun 2007 - phi - I stole your crutches.

06 Jun 2007 - van - from your pizza delivery girl

05 Jun 2007 - pdx - Open Letter From A Paramedic

05 Jun 2007 - sfo - Wanted: STONER BOYFRIEND

04 Jun 2007 - den - I Puked at the MegaChurch

02 Jun 2007 - ric - Dear Dog: just take a shit already

31 May 2007 - pit - New Period Underwear!

31 May 2007 - tor - The way you litter tells a lot about you....

31 May 2007 - wdc - Can I See Your ID?

30 May 2007 - nsh - When women get together and talk about sex,

29 May 2007 - sea - To the gay guy that I inadvertantly flirted with. Sorry.

29 May 2007 - tor - Missed Connection with My Boyfriend

28 May 2007 - tor - re:young killers

26 May 2007 - tpa - Guy who stole my drink at Starbucks - w4m

24 May 2007 - orc - An open letter to the Anaheimer who posted on Ottawa R&R

22 May 2007 - lax - A Memo to Straight Women Seeking A Gay Male Friend

22 May 2007 - sea - From your receptionist (Otherwise known as office bitch)

21 May 2007 - nyc - Alluring, difficult woman seeks stable and assertive man

18 May 2007 - nyc - Yesterday was hell

17 May 2007 - sea - To my Ex-GF's Cat

16 May 2007 - den - You Dropped Your Bible and I Saw Your Thong - m4w

14 May 2007 - dal - Door to door religious idiots

12 May 2007 - wdc - To the Doms of DC - w4m

10 May 2007 - wdc - I am your professor. And unlike that other guy, I respect you.

08 May 2007 - sfo - Coffee C*nt @ Royal Grounds

07 May 2007 - sfo - When Dorks Attack - m4w

07 May 2007 - sfo - To: Guy Who Screamed Obscenities at the Ballet the Other Night:

06 May 2007 - nyc - you PISSED on my floor

03 May 2007 - sfo - Me: Crutches, cast, standing. You: blonde, no crutches, sitting J-Line - m4w

03 May 2007 - wdc - Ask a silly question

02 May 2007 - aus - True Story: Battle Asses.

30 Apr 2007 - nyc - Celebrity Nail clippings for Elementary Math tutor

27 Apr 2007 - pit - Things to consider when calling Tech Support...

25 Apr 2007 - nyc - How to Write an Effective Missed Connection

24 Apr 2007 - sfo - Ode to SF General Hospital

22 Apr 2007 - sba - FROM YOUR BArtender

21 Apr 2007 - dal - Open Letter From a Cop

20 Apr 2007 - aus - Meet Your Three New Best Friends!

19 Apr 2007 - aus - To the guy who had sex last night in front of my house

17 Apr 2007 - hou - 7 Habits of Highly Annoying M4W Posters on CL

15 Apr 2007 - bnd - Get Well Balloon

14 Apr 2007 - min - i love cat puke

13 Apr 2007 - min - Operation Heavenly Hogpile - m4w

12 Apr 2007 - pit - First annual RnR picnic

10 Apr 2007 - sfo - From an Angry Soldier

09 Apr 2007 - mtb - Found: Short, Fat, Smelly, Fugly Critter

08 Apr 2007 - nyc - An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m

06 Apr 2007 - hou - For the girls: So You've Decided You Want To Date A Houston Musician

05 Apr 2007 - den - Empty tic-tac boxes - 369 and counting...

04 Apr 2007 - den - Rave.. The kindness of others

03 Apr 2007 - wdc - To My Girlfriend's Dogs When Staying at My Place

03 Apr 2007 - pdx - Attention: OHSU-bound Trimet Riders

02 Apr 2007 - sfo - Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?

30 Mar 2007 - min - My cat is a free loader

29 Mar 2007 - lax - So you want to ride me?

28 Mar 2007 - den - Dear Roommates: Please Come Back

28 Mar 2007 - pdx - Anatomy of the Pelvic Exam.

28 Mar 2007 - sdo - Dear Jolly Ranchers

27 Mar 2007 - sfo - Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers

26 Mar 2007 - pit - REAL dog skeleton

23 Mar 2007 - sfo - Welcome to San Francisco, Hordes of Tourists!

23 Mar 2007 - sea - Memo to my fellow bus riders

22 Mar 2007 - wdc - Are you an A-HOLE customer? - Rant by a friendly cashier

22 Mar 2007 - pdx - Dear Males

22 Mar 2007 - sdo - To all of my Neighbors!

09 Mar 2007 - tor - I spilled grandma on you around spadian station - w4m

09 Mar 2007 - wdc - Ways to not write a resume.

09 Mar 2007 - chi - Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort

08 Mar 2007 - sfo - free eggs and tuna fish to good home...GONE!

08 Mar 2007 - sfo - RATS! DEAD ONES! Need dead rats removed from attic for 5,000 CD's

08 Mar 2007 - wdc - Public Restroom Standard Operating Procedure (PRSOP)

08 Mar 2007 - phi - Dear, guy masturbating in the bathroom stall at my work...

08 Mar 2007 - sea - The Perfect Craigslist Girl, Or So I Thought

06 Mar 2007 - mil - Oh no fatty. That food's not for you.

04 Mar 2007 - sfo - I don't want to meet you for coffee - w4m

01 Mar 2007 - den - Couch - Very Uncomfortable, Red - $3.75

01 Mar 2007 - ric - To My Co-Workers

01 Mar 2007 - wdc - When its snowing

01 Mar 2007 - mad - Dear Ex-Customer (AKA Thief)

28 Feb 2007 - sdo - RANT: Airline Travel Etiquette

26 Feb 2007 - wdc - Rants from a UPS driver

24 Feb 2007 - bos - My Turtle Needs A Booty Call

22 Feb 2007 - nyc - I will apologize because I don't feel like going to jail.

20 Feb 2007 - min - An Open Letter to the Guy riding a High-Bike

19 Feb 2007 - sfo - Dear Hot Chicks,

19 Feb 2007 - pdx - To the pale skinned beauty at PDXLAN - m4w

19 Feb 2007 - mil - Passing a Shoe String

19 Feb 2007 - sfo - 143 Reasons That I Will Be The Best Girlfriend You've Ever Had

17 Feb 2007 - phi - free: the worst cat

16 Feb 2007 - tor - So Here's The Situation

16 Feb 2007 - phx - driving in Phoenix

15 Feb 2007 - pdx - I quit Cold turkey

15 Feb 2007 - sfo - Advice to Young Men from an Old Man

15 Feb 2007 - bos - I'm Done With Ya, Bitches

14 Feb 2007 - chi - RANT: Middle-Aged Women complaining about sex!

13 Feb 2007 - sfo - I peed on my hand

12 Feb 2007 - bos - Need "perpetual water bowl" for pathetically picky cats

12 Feb 2007 - sfo - To our neighbors, who leave their poop in our hallway..

11 Feb 2007 - anc - From a Welfare Kid

09 Feb 2007 - sba - Bohemian gentle-man with tent offers tent show nightly

06 Feb 2007 - sea - Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

05 Feb 2007 - sea - Fellow Costco Shoppers

05 Feb 2007 - sfo - Top 10 Law Firm Interview Questions

01 Feb 2007 - chi - Et tu Toilet?

31 Jan 2007 - mil - You Might Be Fucking My Roommate, but...

31 Jan 2007 - van - Tips for Using Craigslist to Overcome Post-Break-up Depression

24 Jan 2007 - chi - Merry Maids: we ain't THAT merry...

23 Jan 2007 - sdo - 10 Reasons to Date a Lesbian

23 Jan 2007 - sfo - No more sex. Please.

18 Jan 2007 - nor - New French Quarter Resident Seeking Mom Friends

16 Jan 2007 - wdc - Metro - The Underground Hell of DC

16 Jan 2007 - lax - Thank you for folding my laundry, please stop having sex.

15 Jan 2007 - min - Rant: To the morons I encounter everyday

14 Jan 2007 - sfo - Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex

12 Jan 2007 - den - RE: Shannon Damn you

10 Jan 2007 - hou - Times most certainly ARE changing

09 Jan 2007 - phi - 6 years ago tomorrow....

08 Jan 2007 - cle - You - Me - The Enormous Booger Hanging Out Of My Nose

04 Jan 2007 - dal - Dear scratch-off guy

03 Jan 2007 - stl - I have $1,000 in booze, and you have a failed marriage

02 Jan 2007 - det - re: I think it's hot - 28m

02 Jan 2007 - wdc - "Sliding Scale of Couch Justice" Sage Green couch, big chair, ottoman

31 Dec 2006 - atl - Rant: evil, evil digital weight scale

30 Dec 2006 - sfo - From the Craigslist Archives: 100 Years Ago.

30 Dec 2006 - cnj - An Open Letter to My Girlfriend's Cat

28 Dec 2006 - sea - Rant: All men aren't creeps...

24 Dec 2006 - mne - Operation Urine

21 Dec 2006 - pdx - Helpful tips for the Employed Urban Potsmoker

21 Dec 2006 - wdc - There's A Banana In The Tailpipe

21 Dec 2006 - nyc - TO THE WOMAN WHO IS BLOWING MY BOSS

20 Dec 2006 - chi - Please, Craig, For the Love of God!!

19 Dec 2006 - sfo - Missing: 10 panties of various colors/states of disrepair

18 Dec 2006 - chi - To all the people in my apartment complex

18 Dec 2006 - det - Rave: Whiners

15 Dec 2006 - sac - Seven Simple Items that Might Change the World

15 Dec 2006 - sfo - Trannies at the Gym

14 Dec 2006 - sfo - Oh, the men I have met off CRAIGSLIST...

11 Dec 2006 - sea - FREE - Boxspring for diabolical revenge plot

10 Dec 2006 - sfo - Rant: Animal Control

08 Dec 2006 - bal - Dear Guy Masterbating In Enoch Pratt

06 Dec 2006 - tor - To the annoying skag at my work

06 Dec 2006 - phi - To the black sheep, the outcasts, the lonely...

05 Dec 2006 - wdc - The Five Stages of Living in the DC Area:

05 Dec 2006 - sfo - 197 Reasons to date me

04 Dec 2006 - sfo - Creeeepppppyyy Old Men, and the Golddiggers that love them

04 Dec 2006 - bos - Rant: The Dog Ate What?

30 Nov 2006 - tor - Open Letter to Toronto Subway Transit Riders

29 Nov 2006 - pdx - Maddening Phrases from w4m

27 Nov 2006 - wdc - Will pay to catch your cold!

27 Nov 2006 - sea - The Office Refrigerator

26 Nov 2006 - tor - To the person who left a note on my door this morning

26 Nov 2006 - sfo - BART 24th-W. Oakland. You threw up on my dog. - w4m

26 Nov 2006 - wdc - 7 Habits of Highly Annoying People on CL m4w

24 Nov 2006 - sea - Life, Circumcision, and the Cannon

24 Nov 2006 - van - Credit Card Scam - BE VERY CAREFUL

22 Nov 2006 - sea - RANT: To my new bathroom best buddy:

22 Nov 2006 - anc - Costco counselors standing by

21 Nov 2006 - pdx - Breast Feeding

21 Nov 2006 - sfo - 10 reasons why you shouldn't take shrooms & wear adult diapers

21 Nov 2006 - van - 2 effective Methods on bathing a CAT.

19 Nov 2006 - aus - You might be creeped out. It's talk and type software - w4m

18 Nov 2006 - nyc - To My 83rd St. Neighbor: It's REALLY Not What You Think! - w4m

17 Nov 2006 - phi - RANT - 7-11 vs. Wawa

16 Nov 2006 - nyc - I see penises.

16 Nov 2006 - den - The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide

16 Nov 2006 - den - Do any of you poop or pee in front of your boy/girl friend?

15 Nov 2006 - sfo - Tips for a Successful MC Post -m4w

10 Nov 2006 - phi - To the women who work in my office... I hate you

09 Nov 2006 - min - Please Hear My Prayer

04 Nov 2006 - sea - THANKS Jennifer..........

03 Nov 2006 - den - I'll pray for Revrend Ted.

30 Oct 2006 - van - To My Sexually Satisfied Neighbour.

28 Oct 2006 - tor - Hello, Torontonians. I’m Your Garbageman.

27 Oct 2006 - sfo - I'm looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long. - w4m

26 Oct 2006 - tor - RANT: To The New Young Gal @ My Gym...

24 Oct 2006 - sfo - To the Patrons of Lost Weekend Video

24 Oct 2006 - rno - One year ago today

23 Oct 2006 - van - You're lost and I'm sick of waiting

20 Oct 2006 - tor - Dudes, don't shower/shave with your kitten...

20 Oct 2006 - sea - 10 tangible things each of YOU can do to make traffic better

17 Oct 2006 - chi - Reasons I Do Not Have a Girlfriend

15 Oct 2006 - sea - Rant - Muscular Girl FAQs

13 Oct 2006 - bos - RANT: Crotch Rot

13 Oct 2006 - nyc - I'm your Assistant, Not an Ass

12 Oct 2006 - sfo - re: Am I the only sane lesbian with a house, an income >100,000

10 Oct 2006 - nsh - I mean, DAMN.

10 Oct 2006 - sfo - Doctor's order: No more fucking B.O.B

09 Oct 2006 - wdc - Missed connection with Washington, DC

09 Oct 2006 - hou - a rant from your mechanic

09 Oct 2006 - ral - Profile Pet Peeves

06 Oct 2006 - phi - MC with the person who stole my ipod and birth control. . .

06 Oct 2006 - van - Open letter to sappy couples....

05 Oct 2006 - tor - What Craigslist taught me about penises and why it scares me...

04 Oct 2006 - anc - Alaska men

04 Oct 2006 - wdc - Wake up and smell the cosmpolitan....

03 Oct 2006 - tor - You probably cant handle the truth

02 Oct 2006 - tor - Idealistic young man seeks Belinda Stronach for friendship, maybe more

01 Oct 2006 - sfo - Rant: Selling musical gear on Craigslist

01 Oct 2006 - sdo - Dear cat: Don't disturb blinds when I'm watching porn

29 Sep 2006 - wdc - RANT: Cereal

28 Sep 2006 - aaa - I give bikers a bad name

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