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Originally Posted: 2012-01-29 19:00

Star Turtle needed to tow planet

Seeking the services of a star turtle or other celestial amphibian to tow our planet closer to the sun. We need to evaporate a lake. Please note that the lake is sentient and evil, so please be prepared for that. Don't worry, we don't have peanut butter.

  • Location: Terisdale
  • Compensation: gold, platinum, gems, or pizza
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
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  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

post id: 2824750234