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2005 Mitsubishi Lancer - $1,000
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Behold. She's not just a car. She's a project. A lifestyle. A cautionary tale. This 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer (the ‘ancient Fast & Furious gem’) is looking for its new... owner? Victi- Uh, companion!
Yes, it looks like it’s been through a few metaphorical and literal wars. It’s got that “I just survived a demolition derby” chic. But here’s the thing: IT RUNS AND DRIVES. (We are as surprised as you are).
The Suspension: Let’s call it ‘interactive.’ I wouldn't recommend any freeways, interstates, or, you know, roads with actual potholes. The car is unstable at high speeds. It makes noise. Rods are knocking, control arms were replaced but the rods are still mad at me. It is technically drivable, but you’re operating it entirely at your own risk. Think of it like a very, very bumpy carnival ride that also carries legal liability.
Tires: Yes, you will need newer (used) ones. Soon.
MAKE. ME. AN. OFFER. (I will go lower. Just take it.) Sold entirely as is. I need holiday money. Text only: five oh five four oh four 7682. Come get your dream machine (nightmare)! Help a Milf out!!