HELP WANTED – Must Have Impressive Equipment (Santa Maria)
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Local (good looking) gentleman seeking assistance with a rather LARGE personal matter.
Looking for a gentleman whose equipment exceeds industry standards. Think California redwood, not bonsai.
**Qualifications:**
- Must be generously equipped. Size matters.
- Good hygiene and a sense of humor.
- Comfortable with hands-on attention and enthusiastic appreciation.
- Must be willing to put those natural gifts to good use.
This is strictly recreational, with potential for repeat appointments. No commitment necessary.
If you've ever been told you're "a lot to handle," you're probably exactly who I'm looking for.