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BARTENDER for EPIC Dive Bar (sunset / parkside)
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Do you have a mouth that likes to smile?
Can you be funny and quick while rubbing your belly and head at the same time?
Are you still reading this and fascinated by who we are?
Then we may be a perfect fit!
A local dive bar in the Outer Sunset whose name rhymes with Flanahan's is looking for a day bartender for Thursdays from noon to 6 pm. You will be replacing Kenny, and he is a freaking legend, so can you fill his shoes?
Side note, he will leave a pair of his shoes so you can literally fill them. Double side note, do NOT fill them with Jameson (but we like where your head is at).
About you:
*You must like smiling and engaging people who are wonderful and those who you may find annoying! Side note: the customer is always right (unless they are wrong).
*You must have experience as a bartender at a minimum 4 spots which each have 3 Michelin Stars. So 12 stars needed. If you have none that is also fine.
*We need flexible people who have energy and positive vibes. If that is you, you should also run for political office AND be our Thursday Bartender.
*Kenny must like you
*If Kenny does not like you, then everyone else must like you
Your FIRST TEST:
Reply to this email with your resume cut and pasted into the body of the email and also attach it. Failure to do so will mean we keep Kenny.
Sincerely,
Flanahan's Pub soon-to-be-fired manager
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Flanahan's is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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