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Alien Abduction Test Kit – Novelty Gag Gift - $10 (San Diego)
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The Alien Abduction Test is a complete novelty entertainment kit designed for anyone who enjoys aliens, UFOs, paranormal humor, gag gifts, parties, and close-encounter fun.
Kit includes:
Alien Abduction Test cassette
Sample dropper
Individually packaged test materials
Quick-start instruction card
Abduction Status Card
Access to a free digital Alien Abduction Certificate
Simply follow the included instructions and check your Close Encounter Status.
Possible classifications are part of the entertainment experience and may include things like:
Definitely Abducted
Missing Time Confirmed
Implant Suspected
Frequent Flyer Status
Not Abducted... Yet
Great for:
UFO and alien fans
gag gifts
birthdays
parties
stocking stuffers
paranormal enthusiasts
anyone who suspects they may have had a very strange night
Important: This is a novelty gag product for entertainment purposes only. It is not a medical device and is not intended for diagnosis, screening, treatment, or proof of alien contact.
New / unused.
Trust the strip. Question the trip. 👽🛸