MAN FOR RENT
I am an active older man in excellent health. I rent myself out to clients aged 18-95 who want me to do absolutely nothing except keep them company while they go about doing whatever it is they do.
My assignments are varied from the banal to the bizarre. You might want company for afternoon tea or someone to help you shop for a wedding dress. If you enjoy going to the theater, symphony concerts, or taking walks on Mt. Tam or in the city, I would be a good escort.
Though I have graduate degrees in law and psychology, I do not use them in my work. In fact, other than keeping you company on a walk, shopping, or a visit to the beach, I don't do anything else. The only limit I set is that I don't engage in illegal activities of any sort. To arrange a brief introduction, email me.