Free excuses (Richmond)

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You provide a scenario you want to get out of. I provide a minimum of five excuses you can respond with, free of charge.

To give you an idea of how my services work, please take a look at the example below:

Scenario:
Your boss sends a message asking you to hop on a call at the end of a long work day

Excuse Options:
One of my mom’s coworkers is embezzling from her company, so I’m not really in the mood 🥴.

No can do – deep into a Stinky Leg (different from the Stanky Leg) dance tutorial.

I actually just found out that Lyndon B. Johnson died in 1973, so now’s not a good time.

I just cut the roof of my mouth real bad on a tough French baguette, so the timing isn’t suitable.

Kinda busy working on my impression of Harrison Ford finding the lactose free yogurt he’s been searching for in a grocery store. Raincheck?

Feel free to reach out with any questions
All scenarios will be met with my complete focus
Will respond within 48 hours

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posted: 2026-11-12 10:20

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You provide a scenario you want to get out of. I provide a minimum of five excuses you can respond with, free of charge. To give you an idea of how my services work, please take a look at the...