Tired of your job? Want to tell your boss to pack sand? We've got the perfect opportunity for you! Why not start a new landscaping business?
There are piles of money* to be had enjoying God's work in the great outdoors. Trim a few hedges. Clean up a few leaves. The money comes rolling in**! Much of the equipment needed to have a successful landscaping business is available right here***. All you gotta do is come and and get it****.
Sure, there's not a mower, but who needs a mower anyway? There's a chain saw here, you could trim the lawn with the chain saw....+
But seriously, this gear is used and well loved and veterans of many a successful job. Won't you put them to more good use?
This lot of tools includes:
1. A STIHL BR 550 backpack blower (We fired it up, it runs awesome. It does have some issues with the throttle, and a couple of tubes, but a servicing at any STIHL shop would set it back to peak condition).
2. A STIHL MS 170 chain saw! This thing is bad to the bone. We fired it up and it's ready to carve up logs into beautiful statues.
3. A STIHL FS 55R weed eater. This bad boy laughs at any weed which dares defy it. We cranked it up and it was ready to chew through anything.
4. We've got a John Deere weed eater, with get this, an edger attachment. KABOOM! You don't see these around everyday! Yeah, two pieces of equipment in one. (This guy fired right up, it has a few issues with some gas lines which need replacing. Didn't look like too major of a fix. But it's green and green kicks ass!*****)
5. There's an electric hedge trimmer, we don't know the brand, but is it really that important? It goes through hedges like a hot knife through butter.++
******************************MOLE TRAPS ARE SOLD NO LONGER AVAILABLE****************************
6. SOLD*** SOLD*** SOLD***There's a bucket of mole traps. Yeah, those pesky vermin who destroy lawns. Well the remedy for that is in that bucket.
******************************MOLE TRAPS ARE SOLD NO LONGER AVAILABLE****************************
7. There's a very high quality pump sprayer for putting down whatever you'd like to spray. Be that getting rid of irritating insects or fertilizing the lawn. DO NOT use it for making a homemade flamethrower, that would be dangerous.+++
8. We've got various hand tools: a couple of post hole diggers, shovels, a spade like shovel thing (not sure what that weird orange shovel is called, so I'm going to call it Fred) we've got a Fred here, a pretty good hose, an axe, a couple of sledge hammers, a pick (No not for your nose!), a rake, a broom a couple of funnels.... You use these awesome tools for a consistent few months and you'll get ripped like Dwayne the Rock Johnson!++++
9. We'll include that cool tarp too if you want it, well, maybe..... We kind of like the tarp, maybe we should just keep it, it is PRECIOUS to us!!!!!!
So if you want to start a new landscaping business we've got you covered! Or maybe you've already got a business and you need to supplement your cool gear with even COOLER gear. We've got you covered too!
Reply to this message with your name and phone number. We'll set a meeting and you can come and collect all your cool stuff.
$1,300.00 OBO.
* There's no guarantee that starting a landscaping business or purchasing this equipment will produce for you piles of money.
** There's no guarantee that "money will come rolling in".
*** There's much more to running a successful landscaping business than simply purchasing equipment for the business.
**** Making real money requires more effort than simply purchasing some equipment.
+ DO NOT try to trim the lawn with a chain saw. This was a joke. Chain saws are extremely dangerous and should be used with the utmost care and attention. If you've never used one get instruction PRIOR to even considering using one of these things.
***** There's no empirical evidence that green is better than any other color.
++ A "hot knife through butter" is simply an analogy. It cuts hedges. It cuts 'em good.
+++ Seriously, DON'T. That would be super dangerous.
++++ No, no you won't.