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I can possibly solve your problem... (WLA SFV)
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I have an innate ability at finding solutions for complex problems.
Whether that be with malfunctioning electronics, computers, musical instruments, gear, cars, Jeeps, homes, production studios, small appliances or humans. "I'm your Huckleberry".
Over the years I have resolved most everything I have been challenged with.
Friends jokingly call me MacGyver... I can fix most anything or anyone with a roll of duct tape, a paperclip and a squirt of WD40.
Consider me a Handyman.
A "fixer". But not like Winston Wolfe. No "dirty deeds done dirt cheap". I'm a good boy! "No weird stuff"...
My first job was working with my father in his business Advanced Electronics. He was a Radio/TV and Microwave Communications Specialist. Working with CBS, NASA [Moon landing broadcasts], PBS, ODOT, Oregon Highway Patrol, Sheriff's Dept and more.
I learned to diagnose and repair many types of electronics devices and communications gear.
I can serve as an EMF consultant to help you prepare your living and working space to be safe [as possible] from microwave radiation and other destructive electromagnetic fields.
I can teach you most everything you need to know to do your own film/video promotional production as act as a studio consultant if you want to set-up your facility. Including camera operation, audio recording, cinematic lighting, post-production editing and effects.
Or most any musical instrument, including guitar, pedal steel, bass, electric/upright, piano, trumpet, drums, cowbell or vocals.
I can also teach songwriting and composition. I was a music director at a school for special kids for over a decade.
I have years of experience with sacred healing modalities including natural botanical/herbal treatments, Dr Rife's frequency healing technology, Sungazing, navigating the aether and connecting to the "Kingdom Within".
But that's not "medical advice" because that is a legal term and you can only get "medical advice" from a "doctor".
And I am NOT a doctor... So I can actually tell you the truth. If your doctor told you, he would lose his doctor card.
We'll just call it "Human Repair Advice", if you wish to make it to the next round in the timeline.
I can also available as a Cult De-programmer for those who want to escape the world of belief and begin their "Path to enlightenment".
I'm the kinda guy you want on your team during the Zombie Apocalypse!
I typically have used these Superpowers for my own benefit but now my business as a Commercial Producer is being changed by mindless AI Bots and an influx of Yahoos with cellphones doing their own commercials/music videos. I am considering alternate means of income. http://bretthouston.com/creations/
So, for a limited time I am offering my N.I. "Natural Intelligence" talents for the low, low price of $60 an hour to solve any and all of your problems.
Will accept cash, gold, silver, Zelle, Paypal, or barter for goats, chickens, horses, lonely housewives or whiskey.
But I will not accept Bitcoin, because that is a trap...
I am based in Topanga Cyn
Service area would be within 10 miles of 90290 or $2 per mile travel rates may apply.
Call/Text now before all the good time slots are filled!
Operators are standing by.