If, as so often happens, an angry gorilla comes at you, you need one of these. It's 36" long with a 2.25" jaw, and it weighs 9 lbs. I've removed most of the rust, so it will befit almost any decor, be it modern, Art Deco, mid-century, or Victorian. Real peace of mind having one of these around, I tell you.
NO TEXTS, please. Sorry to shout, but we don't get texts on our phone.