I've done this many times before so this isn't my first rodeo and I'm not phased by any of the crazy responses I'm undoubtedly bound to get. Regardless of the nonsense (although please DO amuse me with your responses and offers), I am just a normal guy coming down from Portland, ME to work DOC NYC from 11/11-11/21. Ideally looking for a place close to where I'm working in Chelsea and Lower East Side but im fully aware of the situation and don't expect the world to accommodate me and I'm open to spots in other Burroughs..Just need a safe place to sleep and shower, store luggage etc. I have 350$ to spend and I'm willing to sleep on the couch, air mattress/or w/e.
My hours w/ the job are varied so I will be working nights as well as well as some days for this first week. I'm quiet and respectful, and just need a good place to come home to after working all day.
Contact info is below.