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HORSE BOARDING (Morriston)
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Why pay million-dollar facility fees when you can board right down the road for a fraction of the cost?
Crazy J&J Ranch LLC is perfectly nestled right in the heart of horse country. We are the ultimate, unpretentious backyard alternative to rigid, uptight training barns. We skipped the fancy web designer hired a Raccoon so we could pass massive savings directly to your wallet!
🗺️ OUR PRIME LOCATION
• 20 Minutes to Ocala—Quick, easy access to the Horse Capital of the World!
• 20 Minutes to Gainesville—Perfect middle ground for commuters, students, and locals!
• A Stone’s Throw from the World Equestrian Center (WEC)—They might have multi-million dollar climate-controlled indoor arenas and crystal chandeliers, but do they have our delightfully unhinged, family-friendly vibe? Checkmate, (WEC)
🏆 PREMIERE UNADVERTISED SPECIALTIES
• The Divorce Hero Package: Outshine your ex during a rough split by securing your spot as the undisputed Favorite Parent. Compared to your ex, we look entirely sane.
• Multi-Generational Conflict Resolution: A permanent, off-the-grid hideaway for your mother-in-law's urn—or a deep pasture where nobody asks questions about freshly turned soil. She wanted to be closer to the family, so now she can fertilize the north paddocks.
💰 THE DEAL: $300 / Month (Special Ends Feb 1st!)
• Pasture Boarding Only (Includes farrier service/hoof trimming)
🔒 THE 2-YEAR PRICE GUARANTEE
• 2-Year Rate Lock: Lock your spot in before February 1st, and your rate will not go up for 2 full years, regardless of stay length.
📞 CONTACT THE RANCH
• Phone: 813-716-7479
• Email: crazyjjranch@cheerful.com
• Website: crazyjjranch.com
• Note: Standard Coggins paperwork (<7 months old) apply. NO DOGS ALLOWED unless absolutely necessary. Our resident dogs view strange dogs as a free buffet. If you have to bring your dog, you MUST leave your dog in your vehicle until we put OURS away so they don't become an accidental appetizer.