Looking for a private place this weekend where a hard, harsh, and thoroughly sadistic landlady (or two) can take full charge of the tenant.
Somewhere discreet enough for enforced soft clothing and proper posture training, locked access with deliberate denial, sharp verbal cutting that leaves nothing unsaid (especially about size and worth), focused physical discipline, being put underfoot in the garden, and the occasional firm reverse lesson delivered with attitude. Domestic service, total obedience, and regular reminders of one’s place all included in the arrangement.
I bring the rent, the resilience, and a complete willingness to be thoroughly reduced and broken for 24 hours. She should bring the keys and the cruelty.