Alright boys, let's get one thing straight.
Actually, never mind. That's not really my area of expertise. My name is Kyle, I'm looking to provide some M4M massage services. I am offering professional male massage services for men who are stressed, sore, lonely, curious, or just tired of pretending they don't know why they're here.
Hopefully you like my Craigslist couch and the way my voice sounds.
THIS EXPERIENCE INCLUDES
✓ Sensual man to man massage
✓ Full body relaxation
✓ Intense orgasmic stress relief
✓ Oil rubs
✓ Back scratches
✓ No judgement and no awkward conversation
RATES?
• Thirty minute session $60
• One hour session $100
• You want someone to tell you you're a good boy? That's an additional $20.
• You want to bring your buddy? Absolutely. I love a group discount.
* Cash preferred. Pants negotiable. Happy ending negotiable. *
📍 Location provided upon booking.
And fellas, please stop messaging me asking if this is gay.
Brother, read the ad.
No refunds for unexpected self-discovery.