I am in need of a housekeeper. You must be able to pass a background check and be willing to do things like picking up and putting things in place, doing dishes, organizing, as well as the rest of the cleaning which is 2 bathrooms, 1 bedroom, and two living rooms. This should take 4 hours per week. Please, only apply if you clean like lightening and can help me deal with clutter. I have an autistic child who is in mess making mode most of the day and needs all my attention, so it is always very messy. She screams at me and destroys things when I try to do dishes or anything that makes noise. I don't want someone who thinks they are coming just to wipe down counters and dust. You will need to clean the actual mess. Absolutely no lazy people need apply. I don't allow talking on the phone (unless it's something quick) or smoking. My last housekeeper stole from me, which I'm very sad about because she did a great job. So you will have to pass a background check. References required.
No talkative people, please. I just want someone who will come in like a ninja and clean, and then leave. I cannot stand talkative people.