The journey to finding The Perfect Fanny Pack (or "hip bag" if you're the kind of person who cringes at words like "fanny", "moist", or any combinations thereof) has many steps and missteps. This bag falls under the latter category, in which feelings of This Is The One became Actually I Forgot I Wanted a Zip Closure, or whatever it was that ruled this bag out from being The One Fanny Pack That I'll Use Forever. They say that to err is human, but to forget to return something within the 90-day window is actually the pinnacle of humanity.