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$850 / 4br - looking for cool af roommate $850 (Arvada)
6655 Wadsworth Blvd, Arvada, CO 80003
6655 Wadsworth Blvd
4BR / sharedBa
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Rent is $850 (as opposed to the 1800$ you're gonna pay for an apt in Denver these days) but wait, don't get too excited: our roommate situation is a delicate ecosystem and we're not about to introduce any invasive species that might wipe out the native flora and fauna. ie: no one is in any hurry to fill the room so we're going to be really picky about who moves in. I can save you some time right here and now by stating that if you harbor any racist, sexist, homophobic/transphobic ideas that you're just bursting at the seams to express...well, move along. Oh and grow up. Evolve.
There is a dog that lives here so probably not any dogs or cats. Though I wish you the best of luck finding the right home for them and you.
I'm break it down right here up in this beeyotch:
Musts:
-have a job
-be reasonably clean
-be ok with living in a basement and sharing a bathroom with a dude who is respectful and also reasonably clean
-be 420 friendly
-be cool with dogs. Who doesn't like dogs? Dogs are awesome.
Exclusionary criteria:
-as previously stated, no racist, sexist, maga douchebags. Go live in Centennial/Castle Rock with all the cops
-no insane neat freaks- the place gets messy sometimes. Take a deep breath, it's gonna be ok.
-conversely, no absolute complete garbage-people slob-lords. I don't wanna be wading through your shit to get to work
-no creeps, no nudists (sorry nudists, I respect the naked hustle), no IV drug users (sorry IV drug users, it's tough), no meth users, no heavy alcoholics that are gonna puke and piss everywhere and run into shit at 3am. If you're in a party phase, that's cool, just maintain son, maintain.
-kids- it's not really a kid-friendly house. unless your kid swears a lot and smokes bud. in which you're a terrible parent and get your shit together
Bonus points:
-you like old records, or new records or any records
-you like to cook
-any healthcare people (where my nurses and paramedics at!?!)
-you actually want to hang out with us, not just crash there, but like if you want to do that, that's cool too
-you are a nice person with interesting things to say and fun to be around
-you sell drugs (kidding)
Ideally this would be a cool place for like a Regis student, a travel nurse, a teacher, maybe a flight attendant, a circus clown, fuck I don't know whatever, surprise me- hit me up -Riker- show contact info - it may take me a long time to get back to because I have other shit going on. We all need to meet you and the landlord needs to vet you first so don't come at me with that 'Please I just need a place to stay tonight' shit-that sucks, I'm sorry, but this is not that.