My missed connectionis with a new section entitled - The My Penis Size Issues Section? I think that is a stellar idea. There is at least one guy every single day on CL who is really worried about his schlong being wrong and then a bunch of other guys come on and want to know the following, oh-so-pertinent-to-society information:
What about my penis's girth?
What about my penis's length?
What if my penis's head is pierced?
What if my penis's is leaning to the left? Should I try and get with Liberals?
What if my penis's is leaning to the right? Should I try and get with Republicans?
What if my penis is more friendly than other penis's that she/he/it has met?
What if my penis talks in it's sleep? Drools?
What if it has ADD and forgets to pay attention to my girlfriend/boyfriend and is distracted to all of this convenient online porn? Ah, what to do?
What if my penis is sick? It keeps coughing.
What if my penis is too fat?
What is my penis is shy?
What if my penis is a vegetarian, not to be confused with vagitarian. Other meat eating orifices might not understand. Can I please ask every person reading THAT HAS NEVER HAD ONE to comment on this truly pressing issue?
What if my penis reads CL before I do?
Where can I get the best massage for my penis? It's achey from working out.
What if I have a hairy penis? Who cornroes or styles?
And then we have the most common of all:
What do I do with my 4" penis? (Um, sell it on E-Bay as a Vienna Sausage, maybe?)
Is 5" a normal penis? (Yup)
Is 6" a normal penis? (Yup)
Is 7" a normal penis? (Yup)
Is 8" a normal penis? (Yup)
Is 9" a normal penis? (The DD of penis size begins)
Is 10" a normal penis? (See above)
Is 11" a normal penis? (Badonkadonk)
Is 12" a normal penis? (No - you are a genetic freak. Contact Falcon.)
What if I have a 3" penis? (That is not a penis. Wrong forum.)
What if I have a 2' long penis? (Girl... stop playing with that little thing, you'll stretch it out, let the hair grow over it No Brazilian for you!)
I think there should be a new category for this type of really common question. If The
My Penis Size Issues Section doesn't sound good what about:
Is My Schlong Wrong Section
Is My Dick Thick Section
Is My Tool Cool Section
Is My Weenie Too Teeny Section
The Dink Shrink Section
Will Hoes Like My Hose Section
Members Only Section