Free Wake up Call....again...and again...and again
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I've got about 15 alarm clocks that will go free to the first person who shows up at my farm with a cage. These clocks are defective in that you cannot set them. They go off usually about an hour before dawn....so in the summer time, you are waking up around 4:30 a.m. Good for you early birds; bad for your neighbors. Oh, no snooze bar either. Goddamned %&!!@@## clocks! I'd chop their friggin heads off myself if they weren't so into scratching your eyes out when you try to hold them down! If you're into animal rights (and really, who isn't?) do NOT email me and tell me not to chop off their heads....if you're that into saving them, come get them yourself! Otherwise, they will be given to the first homeless/hungry person who knows how to kill, pluck, and stew a chicken.
Oh, now that I think about it, these roosters may be really good for getting BACK at those crack-head, party-all-night neighbors. Just when they're getting ready to turn in at dawn.....bingo! They will happily provide enough cacophony to make anyone go on a killing spree at the local KFC.
Seriously folks....I do indeed have 15 roosters. They are Rhode Island Reds and Araucanas. They are 5 months old. I ordered 50 pullets (baby girl chickens to you city-folk), but the hatchery sent me a bunch of cockerals (baby boy chickens) instead. I'll give any or all of them away....just so I don't have to kill them myself.