He watches porn more than me, what's up?
- Dump him
At 23, is he too young?
- No
Am I Amelie?
- No
I am a "J," aren't I?
- No
Was I coming on too strong in the gym?
- Yes
Did I pick the wrong hood?
- No. It's a perfect fit.
Has anybody seen Dougistheoneandonlysuggadaddy3370 from Match.com?
- No. But I've got a feeling you have. In the fuckin' mirror.
Does she love me?
- No
Am I a stalker?
- Yes
To blow off or not to blow off?
- Yes
Am I a 'Zora?'
- No
Why are boys flakey?
- Yes
Why are girls flakey?
- Yes
Do men lose attraction?
- Yes
Is it wrong?
- Yes
When will it stop hurting?
- Never
Why I so fabulous and so single?
- You already know
How do I date a cop?
- Rob a store
Can a woman admit she needs a man?
- No
What's wrong with you guys?
- You're here too
Was that you with your boyfriend at _______?
- Yes. We're both black belts
Why don't women acknowledge any replies?
- Coz you're not it
Is SF racist?
- Yes
Should I propose to her?
- No
Does my life suck?
- Yes
Why don't women in SF smile?
- Smile gene has been removed. There's nothing you can do about it.
Doesn't Bush get it?
- No
Should we bash the French?
- Yes. And the Germans, and the Russians, and the Lithuanians, and the Chinese, and the Africans, and the Canadians, and the Australians, and the Indians, and the Eskimos too. Nobody wants a freakin' war okay? Go bash 'em all.
Do women care about what car I drive?
- Errr...yes
Are you hot?
- No. Neither is your show
Cheap wife?
- Yes
I wanted to have a threesome with you 20 years ago while I was in college. Since then I've dumped my bf. Are you interested in chatting?
- Yess