Whats going on here? Rubber pussy J/O sessions, guys sucking "str8t dudes only"(thats not straight), Free Breast Massage(like thats such a great deal, since they have probably been paying all this time), Private glory holes for hetro guys(dont do it guys theres a guy on the other side and if you are hetro, that should bother you),Whats a dinner whore?
This is confusing! I feel out of line asking a woman to let me put my penis into her vagina. Or maybe since no body seems to be doing it it is kinky now days eh? I imagine the scene going something like this:
Man: I love the way your double ended dildo feels in my ass.
Woman: Yes, I think the goat enjoys it too.
Man: Ever been to Lush?
Goat: Baaaaaaa
Man: Can I slide my penis into your vagina?
Woman: You sick Bastard!!!
So heres my ad: I am a hetro man. That means I want to put my penis into your vagina. That also means if you do not have a vagina, you should not respond to this ad. Let me say again...I am a hetro man, I want my penis in a vagina, not an anus. I am 30 years old. If you are around that same age, and have a vagina, you are getting closer. I am normal. That means I like normal sex. If you are not normal, please do not respond to this ad. I saw LOTS of other ads that apply to you. I am not ugly. If you are ugly, please do not respond to my ad. If I offended you by insinuating that you are ugly, I saw an ad for you as well. It is the ad posted by all the GQ models. I am not a GQ model with a massive cock. I have a normal one.
So, if you are a woman, ie has a vagina, and is nice looking, and is looking for a normal man with a normal penis, and a normal sex drive, and would like to have normal sex using only penis' and vagina's. You should contact me.