The 12 Days of Craigslist Christmas
On the first day of christmas my CL'er gave to me
A BBW as happy as can be
On the second day of christmas my CL'er gave to me
2 doubleparked SUVs and a BBW as happy as can be
On the third day of christmas my CLer gave to me
3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the fourth day of christmas my CL'er gave to me
4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the fifth day of christmas my CL'er gave to me
5 CL Personals Hell Stories
4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the sixth day of christmas my CL'er gave to me
6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the 7th day of christmas my M4W CL'er gave to me
7 over the hill men looking for Ms. Universe, 6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the 8th day of christmas my W4M CL'er gave to me
8 women who want Superman with a fat wallet, 7 over the hill men looking for Ms. Universe, 6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the 9th day of christmas my Barter CL'er gave to me
9 will trade a sponge for a dvd player ! 8 women who want Superman with a fat wallet, 7 over the hill men looking for Ms. Universe, 6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the 10th day of christmas my Community CL'er gave to me
10 size 14 is a fat cow arguments, 9 will trade a sponge for a dvd player ! 8 women who want Superman with a fat wallet, 7 over the hill men looking for Ms. Universe, 6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the 11th day of christmas my MC CL'er gave to me
11 I hate you for leaving me but I'm too chicken to say who this posting is for, 10 size 14 is a fat cow arguments, 9 will trade a sponge for a dvd player ! 8 women who want Superman with a fat wallet, 7 over the hill men looking for Ms. Universe, 6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be
On the 12th Day of Christmas my CL'er gave to me
12 Overpriced Junk Furniture Ads, 11 I hate you for leaving me but I'm too chicken to say who this posting is for, 10 size 14 is a fat cow arguments, 9 will trade a sponge for a dvd player ! 8 women who want Superman with a fat wallet, 7 over the hill men looking for Ms. Universe, 6 DJs with no talent, 5 CL Personals Hell Stories, 4 Whiteguys with Asians, 3 dogs on on a leash, 2 doubleparked SUVs, and a BBW as happy as can be