We got our new neighbors about 3 months ago. We need to find them a new home. They take more energy, time and drugs than we can handle. They come with 3 adult generations of methamphetamine users, 7 or 8 cars including several pick up trucks, the occasional stolen car and one stunning early 60's "Beverly Hillbillys" piece o'crap complete with garbage piled up over the racks and not one, but *TWO* battered full size American flags. They are apparently very well socialized, as they have thousands of friends who stop by day and night. They are primarily nocturnal creatures.
They have been trained in:
-Using air ratchets/compressors (again primarily a nocturnal behavior)
-Flicking cigarette butts and chucking beer cans/bottles with accuracy from the front porch.
-Belching
-Screaming matches/domesic violence
-Tweaking/twiching/amping
-Avoiding the police
We really have tried everything, but we know now that we must find them a new home, one better equiped to handle this kind of behavior. Please, no flames. We only want what is best for everyone.
Please -if you have room in your neighborhood for these folks, consider taking them - even if its only a "Foster" situation. Will consider trading for - 420 users (much quieter- and chances are thier house wont blow up), a decent garage band, teenage kids with hotrods who will eventually go off to college. Sorry, but we cant consider "crazy cat ladies and/or raving lunatics" we have one of those already.