i left in a rush and didn't get your name... - m4m
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remember me? i was the guy you picked up at badlands. i had brown hair and brown eyes? i'm sorry your husband came home while we were well, you know.
i'm sorry that i used all the shampoo and conditioner. it's just that after you locked me in the bathroom for 3 hours i felt the need to bleach my hair and eyebrows. bleach makes your hair feel like hay so conditioning is important. by the way, you're also out of q-tips.
thank god i was able to crawl through your bathroom window! but after realizing that we were on the 5th floor i had to crawl back in through the kitchen window. if we hook up again, i promise i'll pay you back for all of those glasses. i have a friend who works at crate & barrel and he gets a big discount.
i guess i wish you would have told me about your husband. then maybe i wouldn't have hit him on the head with the television. but when someone bursts into a room screaming "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" you have to think fast. i thank my mother for that.
anyway, if you get this message somehow, let's talk! i thought you were really interesting. and from what i heard while running out of the house (in just my underwear) you should be single now. i'll get my clothes when we meet up again.