If Casual Encounters was a fast food restaurant...

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CL: Welcome to Casual Encounters, can I take your order?

Me: Uh, yeah, I'll have a hot, mid- to late-20's, petite caucasian woman please.

CL: Short, medium, or tall?

Me: What's short?

CL: Short is 5'2" or shorter, medium is 5'2" to 5'8", and tall is 5'8" or taller.

Me: I'll take either short or medium, whatever you have in stock.

CL: Okay, short or medium it is... hair color?

Me: Uh, I'll take a blonde.

CL: Okay, blonde... good choice! do you want to meet for drinks and dinner, or just get straight to the sex?

Me: Hmm... I can meet for drinks, and then get to the hot sex. Even just mutual oral gratification will do.

CL: Okay, your total comes out to... a picture and short description of yourself.

Me: Um, okay... asian, mid 20's, cute, fit, clean, fun.

CL: I'm sorry, we've run out of caucasian women looking for casual flings with asian men. All we have are escorts and men posing as women. Do you want one of those, or maybe something else?

Me: Darn, okay. Any asian women looking for flings?

CL: Let me check... nope, no asian women either.

Me: Damn... are the escorts any cute?

CL: Escorts? Did I say escorts? I'm sorry sir, we don't serve escorts here.

Me: Okay then, I'll just try again later...

CL: Well, okay, thanks for coming to Casual Encounters!

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