things I learned from my spam folder this morning - m4w
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**18 yr old Christy, is the hottest pornstar on the net!
who knew? you go, christy! and at the tender age of 18. man, just think where she'll be when she's 50!
**Enlarge Your Penis Now!
but it's so big already. would that be fair?
**MILF mania is back again with thes hot mom's videos!
I didn't realize it had ever left. I guess when milfs get excited they forget how to spell.
**Firstime babes get banged good!
you'd hope so. it'd be a shame for the first time to be less than special.
**Get a $1000 gift card for Free. Pick a store in your area.
wow! that sounds like a great deal. how about good vibrations?
**Daphne, The only cure for grief is action.
hmmm. am I daphne? or is this just meant to be an abstract, poetic thing?
**Passion should last forever.
yes, it really should. so often it doesn't though. just look at benifer.
**Christy creams everytime a guy turns her on!
that christy again. her pussy is like pavlov's dog. she's so swampy she doesn't know "every time" is two words. she is dangerously close to a trademark suit from a donut company.
**Please your girl further! Enlarge your penis now!
is that possible? to please her further, I mean. kind of sounds like an order, and I don't like to be bossed around. what if I want to enlarge my penis later?
**Hank, Abstinence is the surety of temperance.
I'm not sure who hank is, but that sounds reasonable. I bet this guy voted for bush.
**We can propose you the optimum quality computer software.
great, I've been waiting for someone to propose me some software. and coming from a guy named "Algernon Fkliraf" you know it's on the up and up.
**Economize 90 percents and much more on your recipes.
my recipes have been terribly un-economical lately. I've only been economizing 10-20 percents on good days. this is arriving just in time.
**You can refinance, even with bad credit.
I don't have anything to refinance. and I don't have bad credit. has a nice direct, no bullshit tone though. gotta like that.
**No Fraud --- Real Science! Expand your penis.
the penis thing again. I'm starting to get a complex. I don't really need this, but if I did I would want it without fraud, and with lots of science...preferably the real kind.
**Any narcotics at 0.58Euro for dose.
cool. if I decide to buy some narcotics I really want to pay for them in euros, from a guy named "Hermann Werjsfiy".
**Get Your Degree In Criminal Justice.
finally, a calling. OJ, watch out. you've played your last round of golf.
they just seem to keep coming, so maybe I'll update later.