I have a large kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding left over from last night (well, more like very very early this morning). It was used for wrestling but I'm sure it would be useful for something. We used dry milk powder instead of milk so it should still be good, especially since it's been unseasonably cold all day.
The kiddie pool looks like the one in this link: http://www.brandsonsale.com/itx-58451.html . Note that this is not one of those inflatable pools. I don't have a link for the chocolate pudding mix we used but I'm sure you can imagine what it looks like.
Free, but you haul. Serious inquiries only, and if I don't respond to your e-mail, it means someone else has claimed it already. Thanks for looking!