Geek, freak, and all around dork seeks to overcome the Minions of Boredom.
I need able-brained men with some fighting years left in 'em to meet the horde.
Are you:
* Quick-witted & nimble?
* Able to swing a broadsword over your head while giving a mighty battle cry that will make your enemies tremble to their very core?
* Capable of counting to a number higher than 10 without removing your socks?
If you said "yes" to any one of these, I hope you did it in your silent voice cuz otherwise you need to get out more.
Moving along, I shall be the one leading you into battle. A little about your fearful leader: 22 (I think), 5'4", weak-girly arms but not a weak little girly-girl (I may not know karate but I know Kah-razy). I can sing, I can dance. Just don't ask me to do it in public or I will hurt you. Acquired-taste Humor-addict, which basically means I will laugh hysterically at things not funny to anyone else (you'd have to live in my head to see why that is). I've been called cute, pretty, "bangin'", and even been offered my own talkshow. Of course, I take that all with large grains of salt because, let's face it, I ain't all that.
Feed me, and you could earn stripes. Officers have to prove their mettle on the battlefield*. Set your slapsticks to "kill".^
That is all.
*401k plans and full-health benefits packages are available. Ask for a free brochure.
^Captain's Rank to the man who brings me the head of the creator of Bejeweled.
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At the moment, this is my only means of communication as my handlers have been keeping me under very tight surveillance. I don't kn-w how m.ch : looo---nger I>>>>...****[]#%&*...ERROR