Ladies - Foxies - N'Oublierez Jamais Boire Ma Tete!
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Bonjour Babies,
Beautiful Babies - you make my heart heavy. All I want is to share my sweet hot
lovin with one, two or more of you - and still you don't reply! Babies - I
knowz your out there staring at the monitor - maybe fantsizin about what I
looks like nekkid - the moonlight bouncing off my dark hairy skin... my silk
tiger print boxers... pulled taught by the passions of the night ... yeah
baby...
Hell - lot of these guys wants you to be "discreet" an Sh*t, treating you like
a presidential intern ...meeting you in broom closets in the finest Motels
across the Financial district - baby, I'm gonna take you out in style, and
discreet my azz - I'm gonna tell everyone how we freaked till dawn - using slow
discriptive detailes and sh*t!
My homeboyz and my momma be tellin me that my fault lies in not romanticizin'
enough - true the brutal honesty of my previous invitations for T-man lovin
might scare you shy babies out there. And momma, with whom I currently resides,
says that my talkin french talk may intimidate those of you who don't go into
book learnin an sh*t.
So - babies - settle back in yo chairs, crack open a Mickeys, and rest your
calloused toes, and picture this if you will...
First - you call me up all deep throaty style, and asks me what you should be
wearin. I tells you straight up - "Nothin Baby, just yo scent o a woman - Hoo
Ha" ... and then you laugh - coz you know ma jokes is funnier than Sh*t, and
you love Pacino coz he like DeNiro only shorter.
Then I tells you - the heels baby - and you ain't in no junior high no more -
so you can put on the 4 inchers... yeah - the ones that make that little handle
of love pop outta your butt everytime you step. Ba-da-bing...ba-da-boom...ba-da-
bing...ba-da..boom. Man - that's the sh*t that made Coltrane see Jesus.
Then baby - coz I'm all liberated an sh*t, and it being our first date I don;t
want to get all in yo face till later - i letz you choose whatever else you
wanna wear - long as it shows some leg and boobies.
Then you pull up to ma Ma's pad in your vehekel, or maybe you get us a cab or
some such means of portation. You be bringing some kinda beverage - coz you
know a man's soft spot is his liver - maybe some Mad Dog, as wine goes good to
set the romantic ambiant.
You tell me how good I looks in ma cargo pants, and purple Gap Tee - babies -I
knows what you wanna see a man in. And then you can't resist to rub your long
painted nails through my gelled curls. You admire my flip flops - coz you know
it helps me deal with my athlete's feet. After a quick meal at the Jack-in-the-
Box on Geary, where I orders you the Chicken sandwitch - coz it's all healthy
an sh*t, and maybe a diet coke - coz I notice your calves a little fat - and I
want you to knowz I care. Then we go to the Boom-Boom room, where you pay my
cover, and letthe bouncer feel your boobies - so he lets me in with my flip-
flops on. We drink a few Black-Booties... yeah - you know you payin for your
man, let me feel like the King I is. Then you get all drunk an sh*t, and start
touchin me in places I deserve your tender lovin.' Yeah baby, you be plungin my
love pipes in front o everybody with your well trained hands - but I in the
cause of pubic decency tells you to stop, and we hit the dance floor - where
you boogie like that fine looking honey Jodie Foster in that Film "the Accused"-
right before she plays pinball - yeah - you know what I sayin.
We get back to yo vehekel, and you drive like you Thelma gettin some Lovin from
Louise under the dash board baby - weaving and jerkin at the wheel like an
epileptic on speed.
We head to the beach where you give me yo jacket, and I pack us a pipe with
some of da dust I ripped from my Ma's stash - and we sit there, listening to
the waves, smokin' dust in the cool breeze, our bellies full o Black Booty, and
our eyes full of each other - yeah baby.
Then you give me head, while I smack your ass with one o my flip-flops, and we
go home.
Anyway Babies - this was just to let you ALL know how I can be romanticizin
whenever you feel the need.
You know where to find me - so write me so I can fill up my calender with your
deliciousness.