I am looking for a very special woman, but I have no idea what she looks like. I do know a lot about her, so I’ll fill you in on what I’ve got. Maybe you can help me find her.
She’s in her 30’s, and she smiles a lot. She’s somewhere between slender and athletic looking, and she might be on the taller side. I have no idea what color her hair or eyes are. Sometimes she’s seen around town in jeans, but I hear that she likes to dress up and go out too. She’s got great taste in clothes, but she doesn’t obsess over them.
She’s not a vegetarian, because she loves to eat all types of food. That’s pretty cool, because I like to cook, so hopefully when I find her she won’t mind eating my creations. She manages to keep in shape through a wide variety of activities, and I think she even goes to the gym once in a while. I heard she was spotted on the beach last summer, reading a book about the evolution of man or something like that.
I know someone who had coffee with her at Peet’s one time. He talked to her for quite a while, and he said she was the best listener in the world. She had great stories to tell, but didn’t have an aura of self-importance about her. She wasn’t judgmental, but she did make some very insightful observations about the world around her. He said that she made him laugh a lot too.
I know another man who says he knows this woman, and he says that he’s never seen her at a nightclub. He hardly ever sees her at bars either. Apparently she isn’t into the drinking/drugging scene, which is one of the things I like about her. On the other hand, she’s up for just about anything. I heard that she loves to try new things. I heard she once spent a week kayaking down in Baja watching whales. That sounds like fun.
I’m not sure what kind of work she does, but I’ve got a feeling she loves her job, because she’s so good at it! She must have gone to college or something because I hear she’s pretty smart too.
I hear that sometimes she likes to spend time alone, and I’m cool with that because sometimes I feel that way too. She also likes to spend time with her friends sometimes, and that’s great. If I can find her, I’d love to meet her friends.
I know she doesn’t have any children, but I’ve got no idea whether she’s been married before or not. Doesn’t matter to me. She’s very spiritual, but she doesn’t find God at church. Her brand of spirituality is much more special than that.
I think that’s about all the information I have on her. Have you seen her? Please tell her I’m looking for her. I’m that tall, handsome, 38-year-old, blue eyed guy that she wants to meet. If you see her or know where I can find her, please drop me a line and tell her to send me a photo if she has one. I’ve got this picture in my head of what she might look like, but her features are all blurry. I’d like to see her picture so that this fuzzy image in my head will be replaced by the splendor of her beauty. Tell her that I’ll send her a picture in return. Did I tell you that she’ll be smiling when you see her?