I NEED THIS DONE ASAP!
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I am currently a morning show DJ in Atlanta and need someone to remove dead rats from my home in San Francisco.
Here's the short story...my wife still resides in the home (don't ask me why I haven't moved her her yet, but distance doesn't make the heart grow fonder!). We had rats and rather than spending money on a professional to ensure comfortable living quarters for my spouse I decided to handle it myself with PEANUT BUTTER flavored poison cubes (during one of my weekend visits). The hardware store guy told me that the rats would become dehydrated and leave the house for water.
Perfect, my wife would get off my back about taking care of the rat problem and the rats would walk their poisoned butts out of my house to DIE! Well, the rats never got that memo! They decided to die in the attic and smell up the house. STUPID RATS! Needless to say my wife is pissed.
So, basically I am too cheap to fly out to handle it and too cheap to hire a professional at full cost. The only thing I have to BARTER is my collection of 5,000 CD's that my wife has threatened to throw away if I don't take care of it. If you are an exterminating professional who would like to do this job for 5,000 CD's please contact me imediately!
You can reach me at work between 6-10am EST (3-7am PST)
PLEASE ASK TELL THE PERSON WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO SEAN ABOUT HIS SAN FRANCISCO CRAIGSLIST RAT AD!
I'd rather talk to you since I rarely check my e-mails, but if the times above are too early then you can write me at [DELETED]