First off, I'd like to thank everyone who helped me with my fantasy involving a BBW, Tina and that Mel Gibson Jesus flick!! That was my first time posting on craigslist, and that fantasy was unforgettable!
I'd like to know if you can help me with my second fantasy...here goes--this is all fantasy.
I sometimes fantasize that I'm an 18 y/o computer geek who spends all my time online collecting pictures of craigslist users and posting outwar links. Most of my posts get flagged, and people send me angry email telling me to get a life. I'm lonely, bored and sexually confused. When I'm not looking on craigslist, I like to surf porn. Lately, I've been really confused. I'm looking at gay porn just as much as I'm looking at straight porn. Anyhow, I post a fake CE ad on craigslist--"18 year old virgin enjoys fucking and sucking w4m, 18." Remember, this is a fantasy, I have never really done any of this, although I will say that I probably DO need to get a life. Of course, I get a zillion dick photos, and a few earnest emails from naive guys who think I'm for real, but your dick photo is the one that gets my attention. Why? I'll tell you why.
You know those picture postcards from Nebraska that show a flatbed truck carrying a gigantic ear of corn? The trucks all have an ear of corn that's bigger than a house and the cards say "Greetings from Nebraska!" Well, your email shows a flatbed truck with a gigantic cock on it that says "greetings from my giant dick!!"
"Daaaaayyyyuuuuum!!" I say, "that's a huge cock!"
I email you back, and we start to IM. Here's how that goes:
YOU: So, I saw your Yahoo Profile photo...
ME: Uh-huh.
Y: You look a lot like Jenna Jameson!
M: Uh-huh.
Y: Is that you getting assfucked and sucking cock in that photo?
M: Uh-huh.
Y: I thought you said you were a virgin.
M: Is that really your gigantic cock?
Y: Uh-huh.
Well, it all comes to pass that you reveal yourself to be a BBW who has posted a CE ad looking for an 18y/o geeky virgin who wants to fuck! Who has two thumbs, is 18, a virgin and wants to fuck? Yup, you guessed it. ME!! So I go over to your place at around 11:30 at night, and you tell me to be quiet, because your parents are in the other room sleeping. You're not terribly impressed by my looks, and I'm not terribly turned on by you, but we're both bored, and we decide to hit it! "I'll show you my dungeon if you show me your dragon," you say. "Hell yeah," I say. You take me to your bedroom, which is decked out, floor to ceiling, in Sanrio. Hello Kitty sheets, Hello Kitty nitelite, Hello Kitty everything. We both get naked and get to it. You're grossed out by my terrible acne, and ask me to put a pillowcase over my head so you don't have to look at me. I'm fine with that, since I'm getting laid. You're fine with that because now it seems like Bad-Badtz Maru is fucking you. "OH, yeah, give it to me, BadBadtz, give it to me haaaard" you scream. We finish up, you give me $2.00 for the bus and kick me to the curb at about 12:00 am. Everyone is happy.