In quiet reflection, I celebrate this day,
And the thoughts that occur turn to CL, today.
A place you can find any item at all,
True one-stop shopping, it sure beats the mall.
On CL I've posted miscellaneous for sale
And found a partner with whom I could sail.
Discussions on break-in for my new motorbike
And the hope I will see me on MC one night.
But I have to admit, one section stands out,
It's the Craigslist CE, that I'm thinking about.
Where else can you post whatever you like:
stranger, fetish, anything for one night?
So, here's to the men who brighten my day,
With their posts and responses and true CL play.
You're the real unsung heroes of my humdrum life,
You should be featured on ads by Bud-Lite.
Real men of genius, that's you guys, alright,
You post every day and respond every night.
The photos, erotica, the offers you send
I've become most addicted, it could be my end.
To my first CE meeting, you really were proud
To fudge with your age to the whole CE crowd.
Someday you'll learn being 40's allright...
But, come on, now, you turned 30 just overnight.
And then Mr. S., to current age you were true...
But your pic from the 80's didn't at all look like you.
The hot Euro stud, the best nude pics I've seen...
A pic-collector I'm not, but you remain in Drive C!
And then there's NC, paranoid of men gay,
He responds to CE posts, even on Christmas Day.
"A photo attached, you will find there is not
Prove you're a girl...you sound so hot!"
To the sexy public servant, an actual date
The dinner and Shark's match really were great.
But the bondage, compulsion, the way you obsessed,
To not try again really was for the best.
But I have to confess, there is one I have done...
I just couldn't help it, even though he is young.
Hot, handsome, witty, this guy has it all.
Here's to ME, Mrs. Robinson, I'm having a ball.