Originally Posted: 2001-10-31 9:58pm
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This is the deal of the century, folks. WE PAY YOU!

For $700 (utilities included) or less, you get your very own slightly left of normal, early 20s, female SF State undergrad!

What does she come with, you ask?

She comes fully accessorized with:
-financial aid!
-student loans!
-two hands, complete with opposable thumbs, great for doing dishes and cleaning up common areas!
-full time classes to keep her out of your hair!
-a social life she keeps OUTSIDE the house!
-computer, personal belongings, art supplies, and a sewing machine that don't need a lot of space

...And what is she lacking?
-pets (I don't mind yours though)
-psychotic/neurotic tendancies
-a car (public transportation or place near SFSU needed)
-psycho stalker exes
-a bed (got a futon? I'll take it!)
-indoor smoking (don't mind if others do, as long as it's not all day long)
-drugs (alcohol/420 friendly; not 420 user or big drinker)

You can have all this and more, if you act now! She is nearly complete and ready to be shipped out at the beginning or middle of Jan. 2002. She will be available to look at places around the beginning of December. If you would like to have your very own afordable college student, please email the above address with a brief description of the living arrangement, cross roads or address, and an estimate of total monthly costs.

(No phone numbers, please. I am on the other side of the country visiting friends, family, and foes. Running up their phone bill is not part of the deal!)

cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof

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