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Originally Posted: 2001-10-20 16:08 (no longer live)

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I am looking for someone to share my fantasy. I have blonde long straight hair, blue eyes, 5'10 thin and 27. I would love to meet a man who has lots of vibrating or noisy appliances! I, myself have a small collection going.
We can start in the bedroom, with all the lights on, all the fans on, the computer on, NPR has to be on. First, we will kiss softly, and then you will proceed to unbutton my blouse, and feel my breasts.
Next we will move to the den where we will turn on the laptop, the TV, the paper shredder, turn on the fax machine I'll make sure my printer is printing and feeding directly into the paper shredder. I will sit in my vibrating office chair while you perform cunnilingus.
From there we will move to the living room, where we will start the vacuum cleaner, and the TV . My fish tank will be turned on so it produces noise, I will also turn on my humidifier, and stereo. I will release my 3 noisy parakeets so they can fly around the room and climb the blinds. In this room, I will give you oral ecastsy, but no cumming yet.
For the grand finale, we will make our way to the kitchen, where we will turn on the garbage disposal, dishwasher, blender, food processor, microwave, and sink. You will then throw me on the kitchen table, have your way with me and climax amidst the cacaphony. Any new additions to the appliance collections are welcome. Please send me a picture of youself, or one with your favorite appliance. Hope to find you soon.


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