We at Darling Girlfriend Enterprises (DGE) are looking to fill the position of Amazing Boyfriend (AB). The position has been filled by wonderful people in the past, but in the past year we have only employed part-time individuals, due to lack of qualified applicants. We feel that a full-time A.B. would enrich and inspire DGE in a multitude of ways.
Job Description:
The highly sought after position promises great fulfillment, intense pleasure and heaps of fun. DGE is a fully capable Girlfriend, offering many opportunities for growth, support, intimacy, conversation, entertainment and love. The job includes a balanced mix of romantic, playful, silly, mind-enhancing and vigorous physical activity. There will be a blend of both fancy and casual outings – some alone and some with DGE affiliates. There will also be a considerable amount of time relaxing and sensual activity in the home (and elsewhere) as well. Light travel is anticipated.
The position will start out on a trial basis until both parties determine that this is a good fit. Once the trial period is over – we expect that there will be many passionate interludes and a deeper connection. We foresee opportunities for advancement as well – as we plan to expand our roles of AH and AF in the future. Candidate should desire a long term commitment to DGE. Again – we are not looking to fill part-time positions at this time.
Qualifications:
• emotional and self awareness
• general happiness and friendliness
• high level of integrity
• ability to make DGE laugh uncontrollably
• very sexy & devilishly handsome (unique quirkiness a plus)
• open adoration to DGE
• desire to try new things and participate in a variety of activities (both physical, spiritual and mental)
• must be witty, clever and educated
• previous experience as an AB is preferred – though we hope that AB has left previous companies on good terms.
• physically fit (to enhance the participation in various physical activities)
• lips that are up for copious amounts of kissing
• located in the city of san francisco - as proximity to company is important in the event that after-hours work is required.
• ability to write love letters, provide spontaneous surprises and massages is a plus
• outside interests are highly encouraged – as too much devotion to DGE is a sign of co-dependence
About DGE:
DGE is a very attractive company - that any AB would be delighted to join. DGE is highly regarded by her affiliates as being passionate, sassy, loving, inspiring, creative, successful and adorable. Keeping an idealistic and optimistic attitude have attributed greatly to her success. The culture at DGE is very stylish, happy and adventurous. We have always encouraged people to be their best selves and expect the same of ourselves. DGE is based in San Francisco and has no immediate plans for relocation. In terms of size, DGE is quite small - rated a size 2 by most clothing manufacturers. The small size packs quite a punch of charisma though! We must admit to being downright sexy, though generally speaking we are described as “cute” in many circles. DGE is highly diversified – which is why the candidate for AB must have the ability to keep up with a rich, multi-faceted pace of life.
Do you feel you have what it takes to be an AB at DGE? Please send your “resume” and cover letter to the above e-mail address. We look forward to hearing from you!! Please note that even though DGE may be an incredible company and you may be the perfect AB, the chemistry must be very strong in order to proceed beyond initial interview.