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1. Abstract of Experiment.
You would like to go on a date with me.
Hi, my name is Theresa.
I am about 5’5” tall. I have dark brown hair, and blue/green eyes.
I weigh approximately 115 pounds and I have no outstanding warrants for
my arrest. Please note that, while my hair is approximately its natural color at present, it is liable to change three or four times a year.
2.2. Personality and Stuff.
I am a law student at the University of San Diego. I am also a pianist, guitarist, soon-to-be violinist, tennis player, and cold-blooded killer who dabbles in drawing, painting and photography.
I'm not a frequent gym patron, but I'm always up for a game of
tennis, bowling or darts. I am playful and tricky (much like a hyena), but I can also be timid at times (like a tree frog). And, I can also be silently deadly at times (like a poisonous tree frog). But, mostly, I’m just a human.
2.3. Things I Do and Don't.
I often read books or go to incredibly awesome concerts. I’m starting to cook more, and I used to be a DJ. Lately, I've been very busy with my law school studies but I’m augmenting the hard stuff with some diversionary classes: modern dance, music composition and an acting class. I taught some kids some crap over the summer, and I just bought a brand new, silver Mazda 3!
I like to enjoy a few drinks, but I really don’t care for smoking (pretty gross). So, if you do have something to drink, I'll probably be happy to drink the same thing, whether it’s Two-Buck Chuck or a strange martini. Although I’m not playing that much tennis right now, I’ll hopefully be playing more and more as time passes.
You are going to ask me out on a date soon.
I am extremely picky about my dates/potential future mate, and place
higher value on intelligence, sense of humor, your great taste in music and the fact that you don’t still live with your mom, as opposed to your abs, pecs or the size of your wee-wee.
(although being a really terribly hot drummer or something won’t hurt you). I'm
particularly looking for someone who has interests, passions, and the
courage to follow them for as long as it takes. If I'm interested in
dating you, I'll probably want to see you several times a week, even if
it's just once during the week, and once or twice on the weekends - maybe we’ll go out to lunch on a Tuesday or a Thursday, and I’ll wear something really cute – I might wear some of my really cute boots.
You should know
words like spank, homework and pandemonium, and phrases like "multiple
orgasm," and "I’m in this place called ‘class.’"
It would be a grave blow to our potential romantic relationship if you
like listening to Kenny G, or if you look like Kenny G, or if you also kill people for a living (because we’d be competing for marks, and that would make things a bit strained… although if you
really do kill people for a living, it still might work, as long as
they are all bad people, or if you work outside the San Diego metro area.
4.2. Things We Can Do Together.
We can go to a really rockin’ concert, play tennis, or see a movie. Or you can show me some
of your artwork, or play me a few of your favorite albums (or get out an instrument and play me a song you wrote). Or we can just go out for coffee. Or better yet, we could go out to Bob’s Big Boy for Hot Fudge Cake.
5. Conclusions / Unanswered Questions.
I’m even cuter than these illustrations suggest. You should e-mail me. Where have I been all your life? I like hot fudge cake.
this is in or around Linda Vista