Originally Posted: 2004-10-19 19:12

Free Kung-Fu Gerbil From US Navy

Found on my bridge: 1 Gerbil, 6" high, bipedal, with sweatband, black belt martial art uniform, swiveling hips and 1 mace.

Gerbil will dance for you to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting" when you squeeze his left arm.

I, in turn, am not a gerbil and will not dance for you when you squeeze my arm.

Please come pick up this gerbil before I lose all respect for my junior officer, who finds a dancing gerbil in a sweatband incredibly funny and complex. We will leave it on Rosecrans, near the submarine base, with the Marines. Hurry, for God sake.

PS, I was just informed by my ENS that this is not a gerbil, but instead, a hamster. I stand corrected.

this is in or around USN 4th Fleet Pacific

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