I am trying to figure out approximately how large my return will be next year. And I have discovered the only way I will get the return I need is if I get married to a man with no income for the marriage tax credit.
So, you must have no income. You must also be okay with us filing jointly.
I prefer a really hot, young hippie (because you know most hippies have no income, that you can declare anyway.)
It's a plus if you are over six feet. It's a DEFINITE plus if you have a terminal illness so that I can file as a widow next year. That's a BIG tax credit! :)
If you have any other disabilities, please list (e.g. blind, deaf, etc.)
A little about me: I'm a young, pretty accountant.