It lives on my front porch and I keep hoping someone will steal it but so far that has not worked out. Somebody please take this plant. It won't die. My cats won't even chew it. I don't have the heart to throw away a living thing so you need to take it.
It has bright green, elongated heart shaped leaves. The flowers are bright red hearts with red finger-sized furry thing coming out of them. It's not flowering right now but everyone who looks at the flowers says they look somehow phallic or naughty.