Originally Posted: 2009-08-03 11:34 (no longer live)

Wanted - Rollerskating waitresses

Ok.. this is going to sound a little crazy...but here's the deal. I'm turning 40, and I live downtown in a loft...and I'm having a huge party....no, I mean a HUGE party....I'm expecting 100 people and a lot of shit talking.

Since I'm world famous for my parties (it's my ad, I can make shit up).. I'm really trying to out do myself. Therefore, I though it would be cool to have roller skating waitresses (since the loft has cement floors)...to skate around and hand out h'ordourves to all the cats that attend this bash.

so.. I'm looking for friendly, outgoing..and somewhat sexy roller skating models (I mean this is LA.. I'm not that out of control)...to mingle and flirt with my guests and generally have a good time.

I can guarantee you that this is the baddest party you will ever attend...let alone work.. and since my friends are mostly broke motherfuckers.. they are going to eat all the food in the first 90 mins... so you will then be getting paid to skate and drink and crash into my furniture....

This party is happening on August 29th, 2009

here's what matters:

1) you have a sense of humor. I'm like hella sarcastic and so are most of my peeps.. if you can't take a joke...it's gonna suck.

2) You need to look good in a skirt. Look I'll be honest.. I only turn 40 once.. and I'm planning on destroying most of my ability to remember what the fuck happened (esp. if the cops come)..but it would be nice to be in awe of how awesome you look in a skirt...

3) You must be sane. Don't get me wrong.. I love crazy women.. almost married one...but not drunk on skates in my house.

4) You must have some cool friends... cause if you get this gig.. I'll ask you to invite some of your peeps (cause the more the merrier and I think it'll be less weird...if there are some people there that you know.

5) you have to have you own skates (ok.. I realize this is not the 70's.. and this is the film industry.. .if you are really interested.. I can find you a pair of skates.....but the looking hot in a skirt thing is still non-negiotable)

please respond with your name, age, city you live in, recent pic and your personal assessment of your roller skating abilities. Also, sexy comes in a lot of flavors...so just believe in yourself... if I was looking to book a 6 pack of well endowed blondes...I would have stated that in my ad.


  • Location: Downtown
  • Compensation: $20/hr...two hr min... 5 hr max
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