I need human blood-at least 2 pints. Type not terribly important, but A is nice.
I have the following items for trade:
1. Plastic fangs.
2. Large black cape with high collar.
3. Portable plywood coffin.
4. Room-darkening shades.
5. Juice and crackers.
6. White pancake makeup.
7. Alcohol prep pads.
8. Creepy old house.
9. Immortality.
No garlic eaters, please.