Looking for strong, capable, able-bodied men who look good doing manual labor. I need you to lift, lug, carry, and basically move maybe half of a dozen of my heavier furniture items when I move next week. I'll rent the truck, you just show up ready to rock and roll.
I'm not so much of a feminist that I can't ask for your testosterone filled selves for a little assistance. I know my strengths and transporting heavy objects is not one of them.
That having been said, I ask that you do this in exchange for a small monetary compensation, and me being your personal bitch. Your wish is my demand. Consider me your all-in-one genie. However many hours of labor you contribute will be credited to your "Personal Bitch" account and repaid accordingly as you so desire.
I will entertain multiple offers so if you have a friend that would like to establish an account as well, feel free to pass this info along to them.
I'm more inclined to encourage men for this swap, but I will consider the butch lesbian who has physical strength and no interest in violating me.
I reserve the right to accept or reject applicants based on a variety of factors that I may or may not articulate.