Juggernaut seeks Soulmate

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YOU:
- At least 6'8"
- 72 pounds or less
- Upper half: Jelly Doughnut
- Lower half: mermaid
- Minimum of 2 horns

ME:
- Green
- Furry
- Hazel eye
- Wandering Carrot
- Arms = snakes

We can meet in the middle of the pond in the Common. Don't forget to wear your helmet. I'll bring the CheeseWiz.

it's OK to use this poster as ammunition for your home-made catapult

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