Open puzzle box. Aged family member bought this puzzle three weeks ago, opened it and peeked inside, but died before attempting to piece it together. (Strike one.) Perfectly new condition, kept for three weeks in a smoke-free, pet-free, climate-controlled environment out of sunlight. Let the decedent's loss be your gain!
If you read about this puzzle online, you will see that it is supposedly the world's "most difficult puzzle." I don't doubt that claim. Just looking at the photo on the box cover makes me angry thinking about the days of frustration I would go through if I tried to complete this puzzle. The man who painted the artwork that is the picture on this puzzle is also dead. (Strike two.) He must have been mentally ill, just like all of the great painters and artisans were. If you read about Jackson Pollock on Wikipedia, you will learn of his painting style in that he covered the entire canvas and used the force of his whole body to paint, often in a frenetic dancing style. Definitely mentally ill.
Get this desired puzzle before someone else beats you to the punch and strike three loudly resonates.
You're in luck! It's still available! When you write, please let me know what day and time you would like to stop by between 11:30 a.m. and midnight and whether you would like to meet outside the front of my house where neighborhood old people are watching out of their windows for the crime of the century, or if you would rather meet at the Wheaton Police Department vestibule. Or, I can mail it to you for an additional fee. Because of massive data harvesting on this site, I do not text or make phone calls. I reply only to emails through this link and to no other. Thank you.