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GSP mix puppies (Victoria)
Schell near Salem
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We secretly knew it was mathematically inevitable, but we prayed anyway: Big D* energy (pictured top left and bottom left) officially managed to impregnate our German Shorthaired Pointer. Meet the result—a fresh batch of miniature, vertically challenged German Pointer-Shih Tzu-wiener dog mutants.
If you are currently in the market for precisely fifty percent of a hunting dog, your search ends today. Unfortunately, they missed out on inheriting the actual Big D* energy because all of them are female—which, objectively speaking, just means they’re smarter and won’t spend three hours staring at a wall.
What they lack in height, they make up for in stealth. Thanks to their ground-hugging frames, they are essentially incognito tactical units in tall grass. Will they retrieve a downed pheasant? Absolutely not. Will they completely ruin your dignity by looking like oversized furry caterpillars? Guaranteed.
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The Fine Print
•$50 rehoming fee to ensure they aren't fed to stray raccoons.
•Requirements: A vet reference because we actually care about these low-riding anomalies.
•please don’t make me keep them all because I definitely will!! But don’t need to but I will
#gsp #shihtzu #hunting #huntingdog #BigDEnergy #adoption #weeniewednesday