5 Thur, Sep 24, 12:50PM, Manhattan bound Q train, mature honey hair chick, tan trench coat, cuffed blue jeans, white: sneakers, purse + blouse with glasses on them, no socks.
1 Thur, Sep 24, 1:34PM, 4th Av to E. 12th St, blonde, sunglasses, gold sandals, orange toenails, blue: tote + denim overalls, black leather motorcycle jacket, no socks. She needs a leather jacket but not socks. 1:35PM, black chick, B’way, black chick, orange top that left her flabby midriff exposed, lame-o left hip tattoo, big belt, black: jacket + low slung pants that left her rear crevice exposed. Thur, Sep 24,1:30PM, E. 12th St, blonde, gold shoes, black jacket, blue shorts that hardly covered her. I hope she’s locked out in the cold tonight dressed like that. Thur, Sep 24, 1:40PM, 4th Av, lanky honey hair chick, jeans, glasses, long coat, no socks.
2 Thur, Sep 24, 2:20PM, Nassau Av to library, honey hair chick on bike, glasses, black: ballet slippers + floodwater pants, long brown leather coat with hood, ocher backpack, pink pullover, no socks, no helmet. She needed a leather coat but not socks!
3 Thur, Sep 24, 2:10PM, Brooklyn bound G train at Metropolitan Av, black + white checkerboard pants, white shirt that left her flabby midriff exposed, no coat. Think her flab got cold? I’m surprised her 2 friends didn’t mention it.
4 Thur, Sep 24, 2:55PM, G train to Classon Av., honey hair chick, hoop earrings, blue denim jacket on arm, black purse with polka dots, brown pants, red nails with stars on thumbs, lame-o right arm tattoo, 2 piece blue + purple horizontally stripe long sleeve jersey + tank top that left her flabby midriff exposed.